Plus, everybody knows that Google is a gigantic bot-net, stealing our information.
This is true.
Never trust huge corporations, my friend. Never.
You use Bing and Hotmail....?
Er, I believe that we have a problem.
I'm attempting to sign up for a Gmail account, yet the only ways to verify are a "Text" or "Voice" message?
I don't have a cell phone of any kind. What do I do?
Really? That's bull!@#$.
Do you have a school/work e-mail or one from your ISP that you could use?
