Best IC Insults

[DoctorHarte]

I need some better insults for a few of my characters that won't get me in OOC trouble (swearing). I usually compare my enemies to that of a dog or some form of scum. You know, a maggot or two once in a while. But i'm quite interested in what others use for insults so I can adapt my character into one hella-of-an ass  ::)

[Bedwyr]

Depends on how serious you want to go.  Casual insults might have something about drooping swords, more serious ones might question the target's bloodlines or nobility (but those are duel-level insults).  Really bad would be suggesting that if a coward refuses to fight they would be better off as your valet or chambermaid (even better if you suggest bedservant for really nasty insults).

[Sacha]

"My servants have scraped things from the soles of my boots that had more dignity than you, cretin!"

"I have squires that show more bravery than you, coward!"

"I've seen peasant children that bear a striking resemblance to you, sir!"

"Are you absolutely sure you are your father's son, sir? I for one have my doubts!"

[Shenron]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuCZE7zSsoY

[Silverfire]

"My servants have scraped things from the soles of my boots that had more dignity than you, cretin!"

"I have squires that show more bravery than you, coward!"

"I've seen peasant children that bear a striking resemblance to you, sir!"

"Are you absolutely sure you are your father's son, sir? I for one have my doubts!"

If you want to know some good insults, just ask Sacha. I know my character got insulted plenty of times IC wise from Sacha's so there are plenty of good ones.

[DoctorHarte]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuCZE7zSsoY

I hope Sordnaz likes this kind of stuff  :P

[songqu88@gmail.com]

I have no idea how to insult people. Yet for some reason people get annoyed at me.

"You're so cute! Heehee!"

"I want to hug you!"

"Sorry, but I like real swords, not your little dagger."

"Here's a cookie because your region's being taken over. Enjoy!"

"At least

"At least you didn't deport her to the Colonies."

"I believe I was implying that this trait of mental handicaps is hereditary for your family."

[DoctorHarte]

I have no idea how to insult people. Yet for some reason people get annoyed at me.

"You're so cute! Heehee!"

"I want to hug you!"

"Sorry, but I like real swords, not your little dagger."

"Here's a cookie because your region's being taken over. Enjoy!"

"At least

"At least you didn't deport her to the Colonies."

"I believe I was implying that this trait of mental handicaps is hereditary for your family."

That's what the Zuma are like? All cute and cuddly who bake cookies? Psh, nothing to fear! No wonder Bowie isn't scared of those lil rascals! They probably just modify their appearence  ::) ???

[songqu88@gmail.com]

Hm, hm, is it now? Am I to assume Artemesia is associated with only Garret?

[DoctorHarte]

Hm, hm, is it now? Am I to assume Artemesia is associated with only Garret?

Correct. Though I'm not going to test out my logic any time soon.. or ever for that matter  :P