Apparently my family isn't rich enough to hire good scribes.
However, I shall not be so petty as to vote based on personal squabbles. I shall use logic to deduce the assassin's identity!
I think slapsticks is the assassin. He already stated he wants diplomats to die. That sounds like an assassin-ish kind of thing to say. So if he's the assassin, we are much better off for him to be gone. And if he's an innocent diplomat, well, he wanted the innocent to die first, so he gets what he wants, and he has nothing to complain about.
VOTE SLAPSTICKS
