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D'Espana

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Re: If your realm..
« Topic Start: September 21, 2012, 01:23:11 AM »
My realms are D'Hara, Riombara and Ohnar West. Hard, isn't it?

D'Hara is quite a bit similar to my Spain. We are struggling to recover from a crisis that we didn't (at least not at all) create (read it as the Great Famine of Dwilight); we have our federation (Terran and Barca as EU) wanting us with them but unable to help us except in the case we recover by ourselves, as well as our neighbours (ring ring, Aurvandil and Solaria, or USA and Germany) trying to change our government or extract concesions from us, now that we are too weak to defend ourselves.

But wait, that's not everything! We have also a huge internal conflict about the most irrelevant of matters, which distracts us from the real threats (yay, our football team! Never mind Spain is sinking in the fraud and misery, YO SOY ESPAÑOL, ESPAÑOL, ESPAÑOL! We have managed two Europe Cups and one World Cup in the last six years, so what if we don't have works? WE ARE THE BEST OF THE WORLD IN FOOTBALL!) And to make the simil even more real, we even have got us a corrupt Banker, who steals time and time again and claims innocence because of ignorance. And she might even get away with it! Yeah, definitely D'Hara is like Spain. So come and visit us, we have flamenco and Bloodmon Fruit! We might even give you DwiliVegas, if our Prime Minister approves it!

Mmmmm, now about Riombara... nah, it is unique. We are powerful and we are rich, but we do not bully our smaller neighbours. We even assist those in need, no matter the expense. So currently, there isn't a real country like Riombara. Sorry for that, my fellows. Let's hope that when China finally becomes obsolete because of its wrong focus in industry instead of new technologies, a new giant will emerge from India and make our dreams come true. Let's hope...

And finally Ohnar West... Oh yeah, North Korea! People hate us, but we are too insignificant and our armies made of starving peasants, so they let us live because we won't be able to hurt anyone even if we try. We even tried to make ourselves appear as bigger fish by menacing larger countries (we have missiles, we have missiles!), but a gentle remind from daddy Arcaea made us remember that we are the !@#$tiest !@#$ in the continent. So now we just try not to disturb too much, and still pretend we have dignity and all that.

Oh, and excuse me for the long paragraphs, I'm feeling a bit ironic tonight. I promise I won't do it again, no sirs!
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