[Forum Game] Werewolf IX: You Lose!

[Ross]

I don't really understand if it started or not, do we have to wait to cast vote or not, normally it started by the opposing faction killing a villager before we lynch?

[Lanyon]

I think it has. I'm not 100% positive but  I was just messing around anyways. werewolf games shouldn't be this quiet

[Ketchum]

Have this game started? No Update on Night 0?

Vote Slapsticks... this is a tradition, vote GM :P

[Norrel]

Just hold up, I'll start the game asap.

[Norrel]

Sorry, this was meant to start 41 minutes prior to this time.

"This is October third of the year 2052, and may I welcome you to the tenth season of You Lose! The first - and best - reality TV / crime thriller / slasher on TV today!"

The show's host and announcer, The Mafioso, walks in front of a green screen filled with the show's logo.

"Nine wannabe reality-TV stars will walk into the Loser's mansion today. You will see their every move - all the drama, all the sex, all the comedy. The twist? Two of them are violent psychopaths, who will stop at nothing to brutally murder the rest of the cast and in doing so pardon their death sentences! If they lose? The rest of the surviving cast will be given fortune, a career in reality TV, and a cool hat!"

"Alright guys, enough with the bull! The stars are already moving in to the mansion - and already drama brews as they plot murder and argue over who slept with who! Wave to the camera, guys!"

Day has officially started. Day will end either on the 24th at 6PM PDT or when a majority lynch vote has occurred.

I will be posting a tally of votes every day: you will not need to do it manually yourself.

[Lanyon]

*waves I would just like to say: power to the brochachos

[Indirik]

I now intend to vote for Lanyon. "Brochachos"? Seriously?

[Lanyon]

well if i'm following your vote does that mean i have to vote for myself?

[Indirik]

Only a serial killer would say something like that. And if you vote for yourself, you're definitely insane.

[Lanyon]

fine then VOTE INDIRIK because it's tradition, I'm probably the guardian angel, and he is just a bro in denial

[Fury]

fine then VOTE INDIRIK because it's tradition, I'm probably the guardian angel, and he is just a bro in denial

No guardian angels here. Only the doctor and the jailkeeper.
Red flag!

[Indirik]

See? He is crazy.

What rock do they look under to find people for these reality shows?

[Ketchum]

*Wave my hand at the crowd. Then hit Lanyon head for forgetting we are in live show of no guardian angel.

Seriously what is angel anyway?
Lanyon, show me your medicine bag if you are a doctor. Or if you pretend to be one anyway.

[Velax]

I thought I found a medicine case, but it turned out to just be a plastic bag. :(

[Lanyon]

Oh yeah excuse me. it seems at night time my "inner bro" comes out and proceeds to act like a stereotypical douche in sandals with an upside down visor. Kinda like the hulk but less big and green and more annoying.