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Started by Azerax, February 01, 2013, 03:37:52 AM

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Indirik

If at first you don't succeed, don't take up skydiving.

Azerax


Stabbity

Life is a dance, it is only fitting that death sing the tune.

Indirik

If at first you don't succeed, don't take up skydiving.

Penchant

"The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him."
― G.K. Chesterton

Zakilevo


Penchant

"The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him."
― G.K. Chesterton

Eirikr

OOG:

Compiled, unedited:

A big green Martian landed on Earth to find Seven Dragon Ball but instead found Seven old dwarfs who were ready for their bedtime. with Cinderella, who was a cannibal corpse fan, and loved country music. If only she knew it when Nineteen rabid hyenas had insignificant p-values but were incontinent ate her entire transport of human babies who also didn't like stories. So Cinderella decided "This blows, I'm... gonna have lunch." But she only had fuel additives for her dwarves and their chainsaws. Meanwhile in mysterious San Francisco Bay, the seagulls were making sweet love to airplane engines as always. However they didn't see the glamorous kilt Mel Gibson was waving like a guy on drugs who just saw a fat redcoat. Suddenly, he leaped so very far into the water causing nuclear winter. That is how Golden Gate bridge Never look like a pet dolphin that cannot swim even with the multiple cybernetic implants which is odd those frickin' lasers all pointing skyward just destroyed the big white fluffy Rabid raving Makarian who looked like copious hornet stings on a corpulent and very luscious hairy camel's buttox. The End. Except nothing. Game over. Or is it?

vonGenf

Quote from: Eirikr on February 06, 2013, 08:11:25 AM
A big green Martian landed on Earth to find Seven Dragon Ball but instead found Seven old dwarfs who were ready for their bedtime. with Cinderella, who was a cannibal corpse fan, and loved country music. If only she knew it when Nineteen rabid hyenas had insignificant p-values but were incontinent ate her entire transport of human babies who also didn't like stories. So Cinderella decided "This blows, I'm... gonna have lunch." But she only had fuel additives for her dwarves and their chainsaws. Meanwhile in mysterious San Francisco Bay, the seagulls were making sweet love to airplane engines as always. However they didn't see the glamorous kilt Mel Gibson was waving like a guy on drugs who just saw a fat redcoat. Suddenly, he leaped so very far into the water causing nuclear winter. That is how Golden Gate bridge Never look like a pet dolphin that cannot swim even with the multiple cybernetic implants which is odd those frickin' lasers all pointing skyward just destroyed the big white fluffy Rabid raving Makarian who looked like copious hornet stings on a corpulent and very luscious hairy camel's buttox. The End. Except nothing. Game over. Or is it?

Fear and Loathing in San Francisco?
After all it's a roleplaying game.

Shizzle


Indirik

If at first you don't succeed, don't take up skydiving.

Penchant

"The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him."
― G.K. Chesterton

Anaris

Timothy Collett

"The only thing you can't trade for your heart's desire...is your heart." "You are what you do.  Choose again, and change." "One of these days, someone's gonna plug you, and you're going to die saying, 'What did I say? What did I say?'"  ~ Miles Naismith Vorkosigan

Chenier

Dit donc camarade soleil / Ne trouves-tu ça pas plutôt con / De donner une journée pareil / À un patron

Indirik

If at first you don't succeed, don't take up skydiving.