Author Topic: Dwilight Politics for Five Year Olds  (Read 24170 times)

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Re: Dwilight Politics for Five Year Olds
« Topic Start: April 20, 2013, 09:40:37 PM »
Terran: Be my bestfriend Astrum! :D
Astrum: Sounds good, lets be friends! :)
Terran: Aurvandil keeps beating me up, can you help me out? 8)
Astrum: I would but my mom won't let me go that far :-[
Terran:OK  :'(

*Terran fights Aurvandil for a bit*
*Asylon says he is going to beat up Terran since Aurvandil and Asylon are friends*
Terran: :o Hey, I have both Asylon and Aurvandil saying they are going to attack me. Think you can help me out with Asylon since he lives a bit closer?   ???
Astrum: Totally, I have been so bored!  ;D

*Asylon and Aurvandil beat the crap out of Terran before Astrum can do anything*
*Terran goes to the hospital*
Astrum thinks to himself *Well, I guess I don't really need to fight Asylon any more but I am bored and well he hurt my friend really bad.* :P
Asylon: Wait, what? What do you mean you are you are mad at  me for helping put your friend in the hospital. You are guys are so mean, its not like we did anything wrong. >:(
Astrum thinks to himself *Seriously, I don't even care about Terran that much, but he doesn't know that so why wouldn't I attack him? Anyways, I am bored so off to go beat up Asylon I go.*  ::)
“The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.”
― G.K. Chesterton