Author Topic: Dwilight Politics for Five Year Olds  (Read 23766 times)

Bjarnson

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Re: Dwilight Politics for Five Year Olds
« Reply #15: April 21, 2013, 08:04:03 PM »
Asylon sits on his porch smoking weed all alone, lacking any close friends.
Terran texts him: Dude wanna hang out?
Asylon: No, I dont like you, and you keep talking !@#$ about my weed.
Terran starts hanging out with the big cool jock kids instead, but keeps texting Asylon.
Asylon: Leave me alone, I DONT LIKE YOU.
Aurvandil comes over to Asylon, shares a pipe
Aurvandil: so yea, Im gonna beat the !@#$ out of Terran, wanna come with?
Asylon: k, but his mates gonna try to beat me up....
Aurvandil: dont worry, we will protect you...
Asylon and Aurvandil walks over to Terrans house.
Astrum shouts: Ey! If you start fighting him, we will fight you.
Asylon & Aurvandil: k.... *sends Terran to the hospital and Asylon starts hanging out with Terrans younger brother Phantaria and make friends with Terran*
Astrum comes over and starts fighting with Asylon, brings his buddies Corsanctum and Morek.
Asylon: so, Astrum, yea, I dont mind this, but we kinda stopped fighting Terran, and we made friends again, so, why you keep fighting?
Astrum: Because you are buddy with Aurvandil, we dont like you, or him, and we dont want you to hang out *calls Niselur to come join aswell*
Asylon: Aurvandil, so, you're heading east, no worries, I got this..
Asylon do not have this.
Asylon: *Sigh* ok... Hey, Zuma amigo, Como estas? venga?
King Grimrog Bjarnson of Asylon.