Dwilight Politics for Five Year Olds

[Glaumring the Fox]

I live in Seattle, which actually sounds a LOT like Asylon now that I think about it. We have parades where people ride bikes in body paint and smoke weed, and it's considered family friendly.

What are we talking about again?

Yep, from I'm from Vancouver... Basically the raging left-coast. Love it.

[Shizzle]

*So while Luria is waiting for Fissoa to come fight them*

(Aurvandil):  :-X
(Fissoa): No, I was on the slide first!
(Aurvandil):  :-X
(Fissoa) looks over to see all his friends on the other side of the playground. D'Hara is coming over to help out, but (Aurvandil) pushes Fissoa to the side.
*Fissoa is seriously wounded*
(Aurvandil): Sextus Invictus!

[BM context: Aurvandil landed in Mangai, now raiding Drowenton. Skyn was the lone commander in the region and got seriously wounded. Wounds deteriorating, infected, ... Let's just hope he lives to fight Alice :P And obviously Aurvandil is giving us the silent treatment]

[Chenier]

*So while Luria is waiting for Fissoa to come fight them*

(Aurvandil):  :-X
(Fissoa): No, I was on the slide first!
(Aurvandil):  :-X
(Fissoa) looks over to see all his friends on the other side of the playground. D'Hara is coming over to help out, but (Aurvandil) pushes Fissoa to the side.
*Fissoa is seriously wounded*
(Aurvandil): Sextus Invictus!

[BM context: Aurvandil landed in Mangai, now raiding Drowenton. Skyn was the lone commander in the region and got seriously wounded. Wounds deteriorating, infected, ... Let's just hope he lives to fight Alice :P And obviously Aurvandil is giving us the silent treatment]

You should be more vocal about being attacked, don't pull a Terran. ;)

But for the rest of the thread, I'd say that most posts aren't the result of adults depicting events as if they had happened by five years olds, but of adults acting like five years olds to depict the events that happened.

[Shizzle]

You should be more vocal about being attacked, don't pull a Terran. ;)

But for the rest of the thread, I'd say that most posts aren't the result of adults depicting events as if they had happened by five years olds, but of adults acting like five years olds to depict the events that happened.

Heh :P

Well Skyndarbau is seriously wounded, and I don't intend to use OOC means to further my agenda. Hope the successor will do okay, though :)

[Chenier]

Heh :P

Well Skyndarbau is seriously wounded, and I don't intend to use OOC means to further my agenda. Hope the successor will do okay, though :)

We did just get a huge battle report, at least. You kicked ass! :P

[Lanyon]

that battle was more like:

Allomere: Hey! everyone! let's go get ice cream and go see the kirks at their house! ;)
Aurvandil cheers! :D
Drage: but Allomere! i don't have a bike to ride over there!  :'(
Allomere: its cool you can ride on mine! ;D
------
Allomere: ok guys let's go home ;D
Drage: ok let me get back on your bike too! :D
Allomere doesn't respond and pedals away leaving drage :-X
Drage: WAHHHHHH! :'(

and that's how the VM and marshal of the Auziwandilaz came to be trapped in fissoa.

[Vellos]

that battle was more like:

Allomere: Hey! everyone! let's go get ice cream and go see the kirks at their house! ;)
Aurvandil cheers! :D
Drage: but Allomere! i don't have a bike to ride over there!  :'(
Allomere: its cool you can ride on mine! ;D
------
Allomere: ok guys let's go home ;D
Drage: ok let me get back on your bike too! :D
Allomere doesn't respond and pedals away leaving drage :-X
Drage: WAHHHHHH! :'(

and that's how the VM and marshal of the Auziwandilaz came to be trapped in fissoa.

lulz.

[Wolfsong]

*So while Luria is waiting for Fissoa to come fight them*

(Aurvandil):  :-X
(Fissoa): No, I was on the slide first!
(Aurvandil):  :-X
(Fissoa) looks over to see all his friends on the other side of the playground. D'Hara is coming over to help out, but (Aurvandil) pushes Fissoa to the side.
*Fissoa is seriously wounded*
(Aurvandil): Sextus Invictus!

[BM context: Aurvandil landed in Mangai, now raiding Drowenton. Skyn was the lone commander in the region and got seriously wounded. Wounds deteriorating, infected, ... Let's just hope he lives to fight Alice :P And obviously Aurvandil is giving us the silent treatment]

More like...

(Fissoa): I was on the slide first!
(Aurvandil): :-X
(Fissoa) looks over to see all his friends on the other side of the playground. D'Hara is coming over to help out, but (Aurvandil) pushes Fissoa to the side. Fissoa scrapes his leg a little and sits there, trying not to cry.
(Aurvandil) laughs and turns to walk away.
(Fissoa) scrambles to his feet and kicks (Aurvandil) in the shin as he leaves, snuffling.

[Shizzle]

More like...

(Fissoa): I was on the slide first!
(Aurvandil): :-X
(Fissoa) looks over to see all his friends on the other side of the playground. D'Hara is coming over to help out, but (Aurvandil) pushes Fissoa to the side. Fissoa scrapes his leg a little and sits there, trying not to cry.
(Aurvandil) laughs and turns to walk away.
(Fissoa) scrambles to his feet and kicks (Aurvandil) in the shin as he leaves, snuffling.

So Fissoa did kick ass, it seems :D

[Lanyon]

So Fissoa did kick ass, it seems :D

if that's Fissoa kicking ass I'd hate to see them doing bad.

[Shizzle]

I was joking. When someone is running away from you, it's hard to kick them anywhere else than in the ass.

Fissoa has never been about military strength, we've always lacked the resources. Until recently we didn't have the numbers either. Luckily things have been going better since the realm nearly died off about a year or two ago, and I'm still excited for the future :)

[Tandaros]

I was joking. When someone is running away from you, it's hard to kick them anywhere else than in the ass.

Fissoa has never been about military strength, we've always lacked the resources. Until recently we didn't have the numbers either. Luckily things have been going better since the realm nearly died off about a year or two ago, and I'm still excited for the future :)

I love Fissoa. Military strength isn't the most important thing to a realm's quality, but it sure does make things easier! Like existing.

[Lanyon]

I was joking. When someone is running away from you, it's hard to kick them anywhere else than in the ass.

Fissoa has never been about military strength, we've always lacked the resources. Until recently we didn't have the numbers either. Luckily things have been going better since the realm nearly died off about a year or two ago, and I'm still excited for the future :)

that joke flew over my head

[Bjarnson]

Asylon: Sorry Aurvandil, but the other kids say we cant be friends anymore.
Aurvandil: I dont like you anymore anyway!
Asylon turns to Morek, Corsanctum and Astrum.
Asylon: There, done, can we stop fighting now?
Morek: Yup!
Astrum: Nah, I need to think some first.
Corsantum: I need to think some more too!
Asylon: wat? But Corsanctum, It was you who said that I had to stop beeing friends with Aurvandil so you would stop throwing stuff into my yard...
Asylon scratches his head.

[Shizzle]

Asylon: Sorry Aurvandil, but the other kids say we cant be friends anymore.
Aurvandil: I dont like you anymore anyway!
Asylon turns to Morek, Corsanctum and Astrum.
Asylon: There, done, can we stop fighting now?
Morek: Yup!
Astrum: Nah, I need to think some first.
Corsantum: I need to think some more too!
Asylon: wat? But Corsanctum, It was you who said that I had to stop beeing friends with Aurvandil so you would stop throwing stuff into my yard...
Asylon scratches his head and gets back to eating funny mushrooms.

FTFY :P