Alright I've got one. It goes back a bit.
Iashalur: Hey Astrum, Morek, Corsanctum, Kabrinskia lets start a super secret club!
Astrum: Awesome what do we call it!
Iashalur: The Northern Astroist Federation and only the cool kids are allowed in.
Morek: Yeah that's great! No nerds and weirdos like Averoth and Caerwyn. I'm so glad we beat them up and made them move away.
Kabrinskia: Huh? Oh yeah that's fine sorry I was busy looking at myself in a mirror.
Astrum: Alright then its settled lets meet in a clubhouse every week.
*Two weeks later*
Astrum: I'm bored.
Iashalur: Me too, wanna go across town across town and pick a fight with that Aurvandil kid.
Astrum: Nah you go ahead.
Morek: Let us know how that goes.
Iashalur: I got to his house then my bike got stolen and I had to walk home.
Kabrisnkia shows up wearing goth clothes and makeup
Farronite Republic: Listen guys I'm sick of this club its so conformist. I changed my name and I'm not in the club anymore.
Astrum: No one cares.
Morek: NBD
Corsanctum has fallen asleep and is busy sucking his thumb.
Farronite Republic: By the way I'm still going to hang out with you guys all the time.
Iashalur: NO! YOU'RE RUINING OUR CLUB!!!
Farronite Republic: What are you gonna do about it?
Iashalur: Hump
*several weeks later*
Iashalur shows up wearing a bunch of expensive designer clothes.
Niselur: Hey guys guess what I've started taking that Libero Empire guy's lunch money. BTW my new nickname is Niselur I really want that one to stick.
Astrum: Sure whatever.
Morek: So is this still a club?
Corsanctum: Five more minutes...
