Dwilight Politics for Five Year Olds

[JeVondair]

Phantaria: You're dead meat, Terran!
Vellos: You can hit Terran if you want to, but the Teacher's gonna see and you'll get in trouble. Or you can just leave Terran alone and I'll go play someplace else.

[Gustav Kuriga]

Vellos: This is my cookie jar, you can't have it. If you try and get a cookie from it I'll have Teacher put you in time out!
Gustav: That cookie jar belongs to Phantaria, you're just trying to get us in trouble!
Phantaria: We want our cookie jar back! *shoves at Terran*
Church: We want to help Terran! *mirror reflection of self speaks* No, we want to stay out of secular conflicts! *Begins fighting with itself.*

[Geronus]

The original post was funny, the rest is mostly just trolling...

Pretty sure the OP was also trolling. I mean, look at the title of the thread. It is designed to be provocative.

[Tandaros]

Saffalore: D'Hara, why are you hitting me? I thought we were friends!
D'Hara: How come you're called Saffalore and you're not in Saffalore?
Farronites: Stop talking & keep hitting him... right in the Chesney.

[Shizzle]

Pretty sure the OP was also trolling. I mean, look at the title of the thread. It is designed to be provocative.

No, a fun new perspective was my goal. Not just making fools out of other realms/characters. Simplifying things, if you will :)

[pcw27]

Alright I've got one. It goes back a bit.

Iashalur: Hey Astrum, Morek, Corsanctum, Kabrinskia lets start a super secret club!

Astrum: Awesome what do we call it!

Iashalur: The Northern Astroist Federation and only the cool kids are allowed in.

Morek: Yeah that's great! No nerds and weirdos like Averoth and Caerwyn. I'm so glad we beat them up and made them move away.

Kabrinskia: Huh? Oh yeah that's fine sorry I was busy looking at myself in a mirror.

Astrum: Alright then its settled lets meet in a clubhouse every week.

*Two weeks later*

Astrum: I'm bored.

Iashalur: Me too, wanna go across town across town and pick a fight with that Aurvandil kid.

Astrum: Nah you go ahead.

Morek: Let us know how that goes.

Iashalur: I got to his house then my bike got stolen and I had to walk home.

Kabrisnkia shows up wearing goth clothes and makeup

Farronite Republic: Listen guys I'm sick of this club its so conformist. I changed my name and I'm not in the club anymore.

Astrum: No one cares.

Morek: NBD

Corsanctum has fallen asleep and is busy sucking his thumb.

Farronite Republic: By the way I'm still going to hang out with you guys all the time.

Iashalur: NO! YOU'RE RUINING OUR CLUB!!!

Farronite Republic: What are you gonna do about it?

Iashalur: Hump

*several weeks later*

Iashalur shows up wearing a bunch of expensive designer clothes.

Niselur: Hey guys guess what I've started taking that Libero Empire guy's lunch money. BTW my new nickname is Niselur I really want that one to stick.

Astrum: Sure whatever.

Morek: So is this still a club?

Corsanctum: Five more minutes...

[Shizzle]

Excellent!

[dustole]

It was Allison that got the Federation rolling! 

[Indirik]

Great.... something else we have to blame Allison for...  >:(

[dustole]

It was supposed to be just Astrum and Kabrinskia but somehow everyone else got lumped in.

[pcw27]

It was Allison that got the Federation rolling!

Did not remember that.

[dustole]

Allison had offered Astrum a deal. She turns the realm over to a popular Astrum noble (Geronus) to get Astrum and Kabrinskia to form a federation. At the same time negotiate peace with Terran where she stepped down and they let the northern realms take Itau

[Vellos]

Allison had offered Astrum a deal. She turns the realm over to a popular Astrum noble (Geronus) to get Astrum and Kabrinskia to form a federation. At the same time negotiate peace with Terran where she stepped down and they let the northern realms take Itau

Now that's interesting.

I never did get the full story on Allison's offer to step down.

[JeVondair]

Election times are back again and I thought I'd dig up this oldie from the last round...

Re: What makes a D'haran?
« Reply #136 on: March 06, 2013, 01:06:44 PM »
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A CHALLENGER APPEARS!

TRAINER VONGENF want's to fight!

VONGENF CHOOSES PIERRE!

JEVONDAIR CHOOSES RYNN!

PIERRE uses DIPLOMATIC TIES...CRITICAL HIT!

RYNN prepares LOCAL POPULARITY. The attack will hit in 2 TURNS. RYNN'S DEFENSE INCREASES SUBSTANTIALLY!

PIERRE uses BLOODSTARS...but the hit is unable to disrupt RYNN'S concentration.

RYNN is GLOWING!

PIERRE uses RALLY THE LORDS. PIERRE'S OFFENSE INCREASES SUBSTANTIALLY!

RYNN casts LOCAL POPULARITY. It is SUPER EFFECTIVE!

PIERRE FAINTS!

JEVONDAIR has WON the match!

JEVONDAIR WINS the PRIME MINISTER BADGE!

« Last Edit: March 06, 2013, 03:30:47 PM by JeVondair »

[Chenier]

Is anyone even publicly running yet...?