Author Topic: Dwilight Politics for Five Year Olds  (Read 23741 times)

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Re: Dwilight Politics for Five Year Olds
« Reply #75: June 21, 2013, 07:51:29 PM »
Luria Nova: Give us our toys back Luria Vesperi!
Luria Vesperi: No! We're giving them to D'hara!
Luria Nova: D'hara we'll beat you up too if you keep our toys. Give them back.
D'hara: No!
*Luria Nova takes a step towards D'hara*
D'hara: Don't hurt us! Here's your toys!
Luria Nova: Wtf? They're broken.
D'hara: You never said to give them back not broken! Nah nah!
Luria Nova: We're going to go beat up Falkirk with Fissoa. We'll be back and you're going to pay to fix our stuff.
*Luria Nova and Fissoa beat up Falkrik, who then suffers a fatal brain aneurysm*
Luria Nova: Okay D'hara time to pay up.
Morek: Hey, remember us? We said we'd settle things peacefully between you two. So uhhh.... Too bad Luria, we don't care that D'hara broke your toys
D'hara: Yea!
Morek: We'll beat you up!
*Luria rolls up his sleeves, Morek whimpers*
Life is a dance, it is only fitting that death sing the tune.