New religion - Altostratoism - the worship of Clouds

[Kain]

A new religion has been founded in Ieara, Melhed ;D

Altostratoism is the worship of the clouds and their divine wills.

There is an almost infinate number of clouds orbiting our planet. These clouds materialize and rematerialize as it suits them. They do not always act in unison and those opportunities can be experienced when bolts of lightning reaches earth and thunder shakes the ground, proof of at least one clouds anger towards another. Wind is their main servant but they have been known to use a full smorgasbord of natural forces to enforce their wills.

There are three main clouds that are believed to have the greatest effect on our lives.

Smogy: He is the continual rogue of the clouds. A trickster not above covering the sun just for fun and make humans starve when their crops consequently fail. He has been known to send wind down to blow off a hat or steer a bird off course. He has conjured snow on the warmest of summer days just to confuse. He is connected to the primal, the untamed and the destructive aspects of nature. People often raise his name when they wish others misfortune or pray to him in attempts to appease him (and thus avoid being targeted themselves).

Traktor: He is the cloud of tradition. Not seldom does that entail reversing or stopping one of Smogy's tricks. He is the enemy of chaos, wanting order and predictability. And he is not above using force to get it, being the biggest cloud by far. A cloud to be revered. While he has sympathy for the humans, it is mainly for his own pleasure that he wants things to be as he's grown accustomed. People often pray to him in order to ensure that the harvest will be plentiful and that fairness is delivered.

Junia: She is the most demanding of the clouds. Wanting reverence, she is something of a mercenary cloud. People often pray to her to ensure victory in war and other disputes. She demands sacrifice and ultimate devotion from her followers and they often burn cows, goats, dogs and peasants to placate her and convince her to aid them in whatever trouble they're in.

While these are the main clouds, many clouds fight for the privilege of taking their place. Some of these contenders come from humans who have behaved in ways deemed excellent by the leading clouds and thus earned themselves ascension to the world of the clouds. It is however unknown which exact qualities they are looking for, and many have devoted their lives to living in a way that they thought would get the collective attention of the clouds.

http://wiki.battlemaster.org/wiki/Altostratoism

[Eduardo Almighty]

Melhed will need something to replace the Bloodspeakers, after all ;)
Something less.... bloody.

[Zakilevo]

BLOODSTARS!

[Kain]

Melhed will need something to replace the Bloodspeakers, after all ;)
Something less.... bloody.

Indeed! Beware of Smogy! He will blow your hats off! Or worse!

[Kain]

BLOODSTARS!

No bloodstars! Clouds! They are white, pretty and can turn nasty dark and rain on your parade in just a short moment. Just like a good woman ;)

[Tandaros]

No bloodstars! Clouds! They are white, pretty and can turn nasty dark and rain on your parade in just a short moment. Just like a good woman ;)

Hehe sounds right up Maya's alley! Preach away buddy :P

[Zakilevo]

No bloodstars! Clouds! They are white, pretty and can turn nasty dark and rain on your parade in just a short moment. Just like a good woman ;)

Lies! Kill this heathen! Believe in the one true faith!

[Dishman]

Not sure about the name. Altostratoism seems to prefer one type of cloud, what about other types?

[Kain]

Not sure about the name. Altostratoism seems to prefer one type of cloud, what about other types?

The other types are neglected in name only. In faith, the same clouds can take many forms. Junia may be a cuddly white Cirrocumulus stratiformis one day and a vicious Nimbostratus cloud the next.

Altostratus clouds being just one of many forms. But Jupiter Kain thinks it has some significant meaning considering that the collection of texts he found were titled - Altostrato. Perhaps Altostratus is a more natural state for the clouds?

[Velax]

They are white...Just like a good woman ;)

o.O

[Penchant]

o.O

Well if you keep with the analogy he had going white would be like pure or calm, not necessarily skin color.

[Kain]

Well if you keep with the analogy he had going white would be like pure or calm, not necessarily skin color.

Exactly. Don't be so PC, Velax :P

[Vita`]

I thought the woman comment was in reference to the ability to rain on one's parade.

[Kain]

I think we're getting bogged down in unnecessary specifics now. This is supposed to be about the religion! Not my possible lack of political correctness 8)

[Naidraug]

So, the continent sank due to the black fog/clouds/etc that the daimons brought, and now we have a religion to worship them?

Yay Melhed!