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BattleMemester challenge

Started by Buffalkill, August 16, 2013, 02:34:29 AM

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Buffalkill

Fellow Battle Masters,

This is a funny wiki that somebody started and a few people have added to, but I think with the collective creative genius of BattleMaster we can do better. Please check it out and add to it. My personal favourite is #9, but there are some other good ones too. With some of them you probably need to be from the same realm to get the references, so try not to be too "inside jokey" if possible.

http://wiki.battlemaster.org/wiki/BattleMemester

Indirik

Some of those are awesome. The first three are good. The fifth... the starving out 10,000 people one... That's probably the best one so far.
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Sacha

Stop, you're making me blush! :P

Indirik

Apparently you're good at making those. :P

The Sartan one is funny, too, but kinda sad, since my character on FEI is a Sartanian one. (Though not a devout one, a political one...) The allied looter one made me chuckle.
If at first you don't succeed, don't take up skydiving.

Foundation

The above is accurate 25% of the time, truthful 50% of the time, and facetious 100% of the time.

Penchant

Well I think there great, and while realm specific stuff might be more insider jokeish, I think they also tend to be more funny. Like plenty won't get the even a D'haran wouldn't eat this, but with being its banker not too long ago, it really made me laugh with the personal connection/inside joke part too it. General BM ones are good too though.
"The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him."
― G.K. Chesterton

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Perth

These are funny! I also think the Joker one about starving peasants was particularly good.


Thanks. These were a nice change of pace from some of the recent forum drama and serious discussions about the future of the game which has had be pretty bummed out.
"A tale is but half told when only one person tells it." - The Saga of Grettir the Strong
- Current: Kemen (D'hara) - Past: Kerwin (Eston), Kale (Phantaria, Terran, Melodia)

Velax

Quote from: Indirik on August 16, 2013, 03:49:20 AM
Apparently you're good at making those. :P

The Sartan one is funny, too, but kinda sad, since my character on FEI is a Sartanian one. (Though not a devout one, a political one...) The allied looter one made me chuckle.

I have to say, I burst out laughing at that one.