Rogues vs Cagil

[Indirik]

So what's happening in Cagil? There are reports of hundreds of rogues attacking the city across multiple turns.

[Ossan]

Mostly this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyixC9NsLI

Specifically, 666 raging ones.

[Indirik]

Srsly?

[Anaris]

It was only a matter of time.

[Ossan]

Yep. A horde of 666 Raging Badgers.

I suspect they are honey badgers. No idea where they are coming from, I think the 'gods' are having a lark :p

[Ehndras]

Gods damn it, Armok! Why have you done this!

[Ossan]

If it was the work of Armok they would be were-badgers at the very least. More likely some sort of acid spitting were-badger-man of FUN!

[Sacha]

Oh man that is RICH.

[Ossan]

I was taken by surprise, I moved to Cagil to get away from the undead rogues as all I had was a cheap unit of crappy peasants with sticks.

Who were then torn apart by surprise badger buttsex.

[Ehndras]

"The Unholy Legions of Armok assaulted Cagil today as Six-Hundred-Sixty-Six Zombie Were-Honey Badgers descended upon the populace, spreading pestilential death upon all in their ravenous wake. Hundreds of peasants are reported missing, two Cagilan nobles have begun their transformation into were-beasts, and the Empire lies in ruin."

What a !@#$in' fitting end to an era, man...

[Ossan]

I dunno, if we all turned into were-beasts we could have an even more powerful Empire. Rule ALL of Atamara! MWHA WHA HA A!

[Ehndras]

...And then, infect the other continents as we flee the floods.

"A migrant wave of were-Cagilans has appeared!"

[GundamMerc]

...And then, infect the other continents as we flee the floods.

"A migrant wave of were-Cagilans has appeared!"

That Dwarf Fortress reference tho.

[Indirik]

As long as their king doesn't start demanding a slade bed, we'll be OK.

[Ossan]

But he has banned the exportation of alder chairs . We don't have any alder and don't make any wooden chairs, but he has banned it regardless.

Perhaps it's time the pull the lever in his room.