The Flute of Pancakes

[Ossan]

http://wiki.battlemaster.org/wiki/Flute_of_Pancakes

So, yeah, I found that today. I won't have time for a few days to write a description but I'm looking for ideas.

I was thinking of something like the artifact descriptions in dorf fortress.

[Anaris]

On the object is a masterful image of The Flute of Pancakes in goblin bone. On the object is a masterful image of Ossan Ossan and zombies in morion. Ossan Ossan is striking the zombies down.

It menaces with spikes of maple sugar.

[Vita`]

When you play the flute, people make you pancakes.

[Zakilevo]

A magical flue which summons two dozen pancakes

[Gabanus family]

A flute which gathers all your pancake men who are too stupid to do anything properly!

[Wimpie]

It gives you the ability to build a Flute out of regular Pancakes. Playing the Flute.. will not work because it's made out of pancakes dummy.  :-\

[JDodger]

A flute which gathers all your pancake men who are too stupid to do anything properly!

it's pancake mans, not pancake men

[Ossan]

Bad news:

Unique Item Lost   (just in)
As you regain consciousness from your wounding, you realize that you have lost the Flute of Pancakes!

It now lies somewhere in Nifelheim.

[Attano]

Bad news:

It now lies somewhere in Nifelheim.

Helm...

Description idea: A golden coloured wooden flute that is adorned with imagery of pancakes and maple syrup. Legends playing it make pancakes appear out of thin air every minute you play it.