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BattleMaster => BM General Discussion => Topic started by: Tiridia on June 27, 2013, 10:17:57 PM

Title: BM specific jokes
Post by: Tiridia on June 27, 2013, 10:17:57 PM
Q: What does it take to make a Lurian nice?

A: A journey to the other end of the continent.
Title: Re: BM specific jokes
Post by: Dante Silverfire on June 27, 2013, 11:18:25 PM
Quote from: Tiridia on June 27, 2013, 10:17:57 PM
Q: What does it take to make a Lurian nice?

A: A journey to the other end of the continent.

Wrong.

A: Malus looking at you.
Title: Re: BM specific jokes
Post by: Vita` on June 28, 2013, 01:39:26 AM
A classic: http://wiki.battlemaster.org/wiki/Too_Much_BattleMaster

You could probably find links to other humorous pages here: http://wiki.battlemaster.org/wiki/Miscellaneous
Title: Re: BM specific jokes
Post by: Ketchum on June 28, 2013, 02:12:59 AM
Go read the Roleplay below where "I(The Judge) am the Cook" joke :P

http://wiki.battlemaster.org/wiki/Ketchum_Family/Ash/RolePlay_in_July_2012/July_2012_Minas_Thalion_noble_visit_to_Oritolon_dungeon (http://wiki.battlemaster.org/wiki/Ketchum_Family/Ash/RolePlay_in_July_2012/July_2012_Minas_Thalion_noble_visit_to_Oritolon_dungeon)
Title: Re: BM specific jokes
Post by: Dishman on June 28, 2013, 03:21:14 AM
How many Astroists does it take to change a lightbulb?

What's a lightbulb?
Title: Re: BM specific jokes
Post by: Anaris on June 28, 2013, 03:52:12 AM
Quote from: Dishman on June 28, 2013, 03:21:14 AM
How many Astroists does it take to change a lightbulb?

What's a lightbulb?

I think the correct form of that response must be read in the voice (or at least accent) of Groucho Marx:

"What's a lightbulb, it's the 13th century!"
Title: Re: BM specific jokes
Post by: Tiridia on June 28, 2013, 05:23:56 AM
Quote from: Dante Silverfire on June 27, 2013, 11:18:25 PM
Wrong.

A: Malus looking at you.

The original is just a silly word play with the realm names.
Title: Re: BM specific jokes
Post by: Valast on June 28, 2013, 08:14:06 PM
Why are Oritolonians so dim?

The realm is full of Knights! (Wakka Wakka Wakka)