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Community => General Talk => Topic started by: Azerax on February 01, 2013, 03:37:52 AM
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After a day of working on MF stuff and a few beers this seems like a good idea.
you can only write 3 words and you can not respond to your own post.
I will start:
A big green
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Martian landed on
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Earth to find
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Seven Dragon Ball
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but instead found
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Seven old dwarfs
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who were ready
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for their bedtime.
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with Cinderella, who
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was a cannibal
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corpse fan, and
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loved country music.
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If only she
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knew it when
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Nineteen rabid hyenas
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had insignificant p-values
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but were incontinent
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ate her entire
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transport of human
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babies who also
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didn't like stories.
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So Cinderella decided
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"This blows, I'm..."
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gonna have lunch."
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But she only
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had fuel additives
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for her dwarves
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and their chainsaws.
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Meanwhile in mysterious
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San Francisco Bay,
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the seagulls were
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making sweet love
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to airplane engines
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as always. However
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they didn't see
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the glamorous kilt
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Mel Gibson was
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waving like a
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guy on drugs
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who just saw
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a fat redcoat.
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Suddenly, he leaped
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so very far
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into the water
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causing nuclear winter.
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That is how
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Golden Gate bridge
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Never look like
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a pet dolphin
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that cannot swim
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even with the
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multiple cybernetic implants
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which is odd
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those frickin' lasers
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all pointing skyward
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just destroyed the
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big white fluffy
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Rabid raving Makarian
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who looked like
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copious hornet stings
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on a corpulent
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and very luscious
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hairy camel's buttox.
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The End. Except
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nothing. Game over.
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Or is it?
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Or is it?
OOG: Amazing reply.
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OOG:
Compiled, unedited:
A big green Martian landed on Earth to find Seven Dragon Ball but instead found Seven old dwarfs who were ready for their bedtime. with Cinderella, who was a cannibal corpse fan, and loved country music. If only she knew it when Nineteen rabid hyenas had insignificant p-values but were incontinent ate her entire transport of human babies who also didn't like stories. So Cinderella decided "This blows, I'm... gonna have lunch." But she only had fuel additives for her dwarves and their chainsaws. Meanwhile in mysterious San Francisco Bay, the seagulls were making sweet love to airplane engines as always. However they didn't see the glamorous kilt Mel Gibson was waving like a guy on drugs who just saw a fat redcoat. Suddenly, he leaped so very far into the water causing nuclear winter. That is how Golden Gate bridge Never look like a pet dolphin that cannot swim even with the multiple cybernetic implants which is odd those frickin' lasers all pointing skyward just destroyed the big white fluffy Rabid raving Makarian who looked like copious hornet stings on a corpulent and very luscious hairy camel's buttox. The End. Except nothing. Game over. Or is it?
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A big green Martian landed on Earth to find Seven Dragon Ball but instead found Seven old dwarfs who were ready for their bedtime. with Cinderella, who was a cannibal corpse fan, and loved country music. If only she knew it when Nineteen rabid hyenas had insignificant p-values but were incontinent ate her entire transport of human babies who also didn't like stories. So Cinderella decided "This blows, I'm... gonna have lunch." But she only had fuel additives for her dwarves and their chainsaws. Meanwhile in mysterious San Francisco Bay, the seagulls were making sweet love to airplane engines as always. However they didn't see the glamorous kilt Mel Gibson was waving like a guy on drugs who just saw a fat redcoat. Suddenly, he leaped so very far into the water causing nuclear winter. That is how Golden Gate bridge Never look like a pet dolphin that cannot swim even with the multiple cybernetic implants which is odd those frickin' lasers all pointing skyward just destroyed the big white fluffy Rabid raving Makarian who looked like copious hornet stings on a corpulent and very luscious hairy camel's buttox. The End. Except nothing. Game over. Or is it?
Fear and Loathing in San Francisco?
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Did I miss
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helping out? Yes.
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Sucks for you.
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Maybe next time.
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Or maybe not.
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Time will tell.
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Or will it?
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Yes, damn it.
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Please stop joking.
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Wtf is this?
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Not a word!
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Nah, just kidding.
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This is madness!
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Madness? THIS...IS....
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CERTAINLY NOT SPARTA!
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"Welcome to Grimsby"
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Population twelve and
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nine hundred thousand
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.Zaki doesn't know
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anything about anything.
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Cats on Mars
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have green fur.
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So Starfleet commissioned
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, commiteed, assembled, unionized,
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deputized, organized, lobotomized,
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and ostracized the
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martian civil servants
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to survey the
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rectum of Chenier
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which is pretty
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bad smelling considering...
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it's a rectum.
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Sometime even alien
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Is what Chuck
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Norris dies to.
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before destroying puppies
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and their yellow
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bellied scum masters
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the D'haran army
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take leisure stroll
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to Candiels and
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return to refit
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after capturing the
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silly asylonian huts