After a day of working on MF stuff and a few beers this seems like a good idea.
you can only write 3 words and you can not respond to your own post.
I will start:
A big green
Martian landed on
Earth to find
Seven Dragon Ball
but instead found
Seven old dwarfs
who were ready
for their bedtime.
with Cinderella, who
was a cannibal
corpse fan, and
loved country music.
If only she
knew it when
Nineteen rabid hyenas
had insignificant p-values
but were incontinent
ate her entire
transport of human
babies who also
didn't like stories.
So Cinderella decided
"This blows, I'm..."
gonna have lunch."
But she only
had fuel additives
for her dwarves
and their chainsaws.
Meanwhile in mysterious
San Francisco Bay,
the seagulls were
making sweet love
to airplane engines
as always. However
they didn't see
the glamorous kilt
Mel Gibson was
waving like a
guy on drugs
who just saw
a fat redcoat.
Suddenly, he leaped
so very far
into the water
causing nuclear winter.
That is how
Golden Gate bridge
Never look like
a pet dolphin
that cannot swim
even with the
multiple cybernetic implants
which is odd
those frickin' lasers
all pointing skyward
just destroyed the
big white fluffy
Rabid raving Makarian
who looked like
copious hornet stings
on a corpulent
and very luscious
hairy camel's buttox.
The End. Except
nothing. Game over.
Or is it?
OOG:
Compiled, unedited:
A big green Martian landed on Earth to find Seven Dragon Ball but instead found Seven old dwarfs who were ready for their bedtime. with Cinderella, who was a cannibal corpse fan, and loved country music. If only she knew it when Nineteen rabid hyenas had insignificant p-values but were incontinent ate her entire transport of human babies who also didn't like stories. So Cinderella decided "This blows, I'm... gonna have lunch." But she only had fuel additives for her dwarves and their chainsaws. Meanwhile in mysterious San Francisco Bay, the seagulls were making sweet love to airplane engines as always. However they didn't see the glamorous kilt Mel Gibson was waving like a guy on drugs who just saw a fat redcoat. Suddenly, he leaped so very far into the water causing nuclear winter. That is how Golden Gate bridge Never look like a pet dolphin that cannot swim even with the multiple cybernetic implants which is odd those frickin' lasers all pointing skyward just destroyed the big white fluffy Rabid raving Makarian who looked like copious hornet stings on a corpulent and very luscious hairy camel's buttox. The End. Except nothing. Game over. Or is it?
Quote from: Eirikr on February 06, 2013, 08:11:25 AM
A big green Martian landed on Earth to find Seven Dragon Ball but instead found Seven old dwarfs who were ready for their bedtime. with Cinderella, who was a cannibal corpse fan, and loved country music. If only she knew it when Nineteen rabid hyenas had insignificant p-values but were incontinent ate her entire transport of human babies who also didn't like stories. So Cinderella decided "This blows, I'm... gonna have lunch." But she only had fuel additives for her dwarves and their chainsaws. Meanwhile in mysterious San Francisco Bay, the seagulls were making sweet love to airplane engines as always. However they didn't see the glamorous kilt Mel Gibson was waving like a guy on drugs who just saw a fat redcoat. Suddenly, he leaped so very far into the water causing nuclear winter. That is how Golden Gate bridge Never look like a pet dolphin that cannot swim even with the multiple cybernetic implants which is odd those frickin' lasers all pointing skyward just destroyed the big white fluffy Rabid raving Makarian who looked like copious hornet stings on a corpulent and very luscious hairy camel's buttox. The End. Except nothing. Game over. Or is it?
Fear and Loathing in San Francisco?
Did I miss
helping out? Yes.
Sucks for you.
Maybe next time.
Or maybe not.
Time will tell.
Or will it?
Yes, damn it.
Please stop joking.
Wtf is this?
Not a word!
Nah, just kidding.
This is madness!
Madness? THIS...IS....
CERTAINLY NOT SPARTA!
"Welcome to Grimsby"
Population twelve and
nine hundred thousand
.Zaki doesn't know
anything about anything.
Cats on Mars
have green fur.
So Starfleet commissioned
, commiteed, assembled, unionized,
deputized, organized, lobotomized,
and ostracized the
martian civil servants
to survey the
rectum of Chenier
which is pretty
bad smelling considering...
it's a rectum.
Sometime even alien
Is what Chuck
Norris dies to.
before destroying puppies
and their yellow
bellied scum masters
the D'haran army
take leisure stroll
to Candiels and
return to refit
after capturing the
silly asylonian huts