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BattleMaster => Locals => Dwilight => Topic started by: JeVondair on April 20, 2013, 02:46:01 PM
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A discussion about how realms collectively view other realms, their rulers, and their recent decisions/outbursts
Also, explained as to a five year old:
(Luria, Fissoa and D'Hara are playing together. Aurvandil is a spoiled kid who somehow always gets better gear from his parents)
(Luria): Hey Fissoa. I like you, but I don't like D'Hara. Want to be best friends? You can't be friends with D'Hara anymore, though.
(Fissoa): But I don't want you two to fight! Sure, I'll be best friends if you want to, but I want a say in what games we play, and if you go pick on D'Hara I won't help!
(Luria): I can understand. Sorry, but we can't be best friends anymore.
(Fissoa): Hey D'Hara, Luria asked me to be best friends! I'm sorry, but I Luria has cooler toys. I asked her not to pick on you, though!
(D'Hara): That's too bad, I wanted to be best friends too! But yes, Luria has way cooler toys than us. So I can understand .. I guess.
(Luria): Fissoa, I know I didn't want to be best friends after all, but could you please just stand and watch while I bully D'Hara?
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(Luria): OMG! You talked to D'Hara behind my back? But I thought we were best friends! I'll never play with you again!
(...)
(Luria): So I've been sulking for a while now, and actually I'm really angry! You better believe it! I want to fight [TO THE DEATH!] - you hurt my feelings real bad!!1!
(Fissoa): Eh. Wut?
(D'Hara): Eh. Wut?
(Fissoa): So, D'Hara, Luria wants to fight me. I think she's just being silly, but we won't be able to play with her toys if I don't give her what she wants.
(D'Hara): I don't understand either. Maybe you shouldn't fight her.
(Fissoa): Meh, I better just take her on.
(Fissoa): Hey Luria. I'll fight if you want to. I would like to say goodbye to my parents though, and tell my friends I might not be coming back. And I need to tell my brothers and sisters who's getting my toys.
(Luria): Okay, we'll fight at my place. Just hurry, I want to go kick D'Haran ass.
(Fissoa): But I wanted to fight at my place! Doesn't the challenged get to pick? Well, okay ... I'm on my way.
(D'Hara and others): Hey Fissoa, we want to come say goodbye before you go fight Luria. Can we stop by?
(Fissoa): [Teary eyes] Sure! I'll wait at the corner.
(Aurvandil): Hahaa! I'll burn Fissoa's house down whilst he is away!
(Fissoa): Oh !@#$. Better call 911 and wait for D'Hara some more.
(Luria): Omg! You broke your promise! You said you'd teleport to my house! You're such a bad friend (sic)!
(Fissoa): ... What the !@#$ did I get into.
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Feel free to reply in a similar format from Lurian/D'Haran point of view. Maybe we need a new thread, though
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That is fantastic. So very true :)
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Love it. I want to see one of these for Asylon and Astrum.
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Love it. I want to see one of these for Asylon and Astrum.
Astrum: goo gooo ga ga goo gooo :'(
Asylon: lolz whatever dood 8)
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Terran: Be my bestfriend Astrum! :D
Astrum: Sounds good, lets be friends! :)
Terran: Aurvandil keeps beating me up, can you help me out? 8)
Astrum: I would but my mom won't let me go that far :-[
Terran:OK :'(
*Terran fights Aurvandil for a bit*
*Asylon says he is going to beat up Terran since Aurvandil and Asylon are friends*
Terran: :o Hey, I have both Asylon and Aurvandil saying they are going to attack me. Think you can help me out with Asylon since he lives a bit closer? ???
Astrum: Totally, I have been so bored! ;D
*Asylon and Aurvandil beat the crap out of Terran before Astrum can do anything*
*Terran goes to the hospital*
Astrum thinks to himself *Well, I guess I don't really need to fight Asylon any more but I am bored and well he hurt my friend really bad.* :P
Asylon: Wait, what? What do you mean you are you are mad at me for helping put your friend in the hospital. You are guys are so mean, its not like we did anything wrong. >:(
Astrum thinks to himself *Seriously, I don't even care about Terran that much, but he doesn't know that so why wouldn't I attack him? Anyways, I am bored so off to go beat up Asylon I go.* ::)
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Morek:
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Morek:
Feel free to add on a bit there.
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Feel free to add on a bit there.
I think that was the point...
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I think that was the point...
I thought about that afterwards, but here is perhaps a better version:
Terran: Want to be friend Morek?
Morek: Sounds great.
Terran: Ok, come help me with Aurvandil.
Morek: Well, ummm, I would but my mom won't let me go that far.
*Astrum's politics happen*
Astrum: Hey Bestfriend, want to help me attack Asylon?
Morek: I would but my mom won't let me.
Meanwhile Morek thinks about fighting Faronite Republic, then mistakenly thinks if they can't go to Asylon's, they can't go to FR's.
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*Asylon and Aurvandil beat the crap out of Terran before Astrum can do anything*
*Terran goes to the hospital*
Where do you live for you to be coming across five-year-olds that are putting each other in the hospital? :P
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Morek is like the one big quiet kid who lives in a lonely house on a hill just outside of town. Its on the east side, just close enough to hear the music and see the lights from the west side but a bit too far out of biking range. His parents are religious nuts that only show up to the pto meetings to complain, and his younger, louder siblings all have personality disorders.
Most of the kids from town think he's weird, others think he's too shy. But he's big, so no one messes with him.
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Morek is like the one big quiet kid who lives in a lonely house on a hill just outside of town. Its on the east side, just close enough to hear the music and see the lights from the west side but a bit too far out of biking range. His parents are religious nuts that only show up to the pto meetings to complain, and his younger, louder siblings all have personality disorders.
Most of the kids from town think he's weird, others think he's too shy. But he's big, so no one messes with him.
Priceless
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Where do you live for you to be coming across five-year-olds that are putting each other in the hospital? :P
Well I was going to say Terran died but that sounded a bit much. And how else do you describe what happened to Terran. Mine was made for 5-year olds to understand but i have no !@#$ing clue what age would make sense for the realms to be sense well there isn't one.
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Act 1
-Asylon riding on new bicycle
-runs over Terran
Aurvandil: "nice one!"
-Asylon and Aurvandil high five
End Act 1
Act 2
-Terran goes to hospital
-Astrum visits Terran in hospital, vows to avenge him
-steals parents car and chases after Asylon on bicycle
To be continued
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D'hara is that annoying slightly younger kid who always smelt slightly like he had soiled himself and keeps trying to join in with the older children's games, but nobody wants to make him cry so they choose to ignore him instead of telling him to go away. :p
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D'hara is that annoying slightly younger kid who always smelt slightly like he had soiled himself and keeps trying to join in with the older children's games, but nobody wants to make him cry so they choose to ignore him instead of telling him to go away. :p
Can you please be a bit less negative? It gets old, especially with specifically doing it to D'hara so much.
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Is this where I grab your fist and hit you with it and tell you to stop hitting yourself?
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D'hara is that annoying slightly younger kid who always smelt slightly like he had soiled himself and keeps trying to join in with the older children's games, but nobody wants to make him cry so they choose to ignore him instead of telling him to go away. :p
Stabbity is a lot like Helga from "Hey Arnold." She had a bad family life. Something about her sister. She takes it out on everyone. Nobody around her really understands her animosity toward Arnold. Helga is one of the bully characters who picks on Arnold the most because she likes him the best. The only way stabbity shows affection is by, well, stabbing everything nearby. I mean, How many IG years did Jonsu spend in D'Hara systematically pissing everyone off?
Then, as Jonsu and D'Hara grew up a bit and got into the dating age, Jonsu, knowing that picking on people wasn't getting her the proper attention or respect she wanted, decided to 180 and date one of those arrogant jock-types from the cross-town rival school in hopes of being chosen as the next prom queen. But her plan got twisted when instead of being jealous, D'Hara just breathed a sigh of relief accompanied with a bit of nervous laughter, wondering "Is it really over?"
It wasn't, of course. Jonsu hated the fact that D'Hara was dating other girls. Jonsu doesn't really date, she...accessorizes. So Jonsu got her new boyfriend accessory to get some of his athlete buddies together to come show those D'Haran's what for. But they were drunk and ended up going home without accomplishing very much. She tried going to church, but so far that hasn't helped her very much either.
Years passed, Jonsu and her Boyfriend got married. He got an athletic scholarship, but made an ass of himself so now most of his new teammates hate him, but can't get rid of him. Meanwhile, Jonsu went back to her boyfriends old highschool where she "works" as a substitute teacher. She now owns several cats.
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Stabbity is a lot like Helga from "Hey Arnold." She had a bad family life. Something about her sister. She takes it out on everyone. Nobody around her really understands her animosity toward Arnold. Helga is one of the bully characters who picks on Arnold the most because she likes him the best. The only way stabbity shows affection is by, well, stabbing everything nearby. I mean, How many IG years did Jonsu spend in D'Hara systematically pissing everyone off?
Then, as Jonsu and D'Hara grew up a bit and got into the dating age, Jonsu, knowing that picking on people wasn't getting her the proper attention or respect she wanted, decided to 180 and date one of those arrogant jock-types from the cross-town rival school in hopes of being chosen as the next prom queen. But her plan got twisted when instead of being jealous, D'Hara just breathed a sigh of relief accompanied with a bit of nervous laughter, wondering "Is it really over?"
It wasn't, of course. Jonsu hated the fact that D'Hara was dating other girls. Jonsu doesn't really date, she...accessorizes. So Jonsu got her new boyfriend accessory to get some of his athlete buddies together to come show those D'Haran's what for. But they were drunk and ended up going home without accomplishing very much. She tried going to church, but so far that hasn't helped her very much either.
Years passed, Jonsu and her Boyfriend got married. He got an athletic scholarship, but made an ass of himself so now most of his new teammates hate him, but can't get rid of him. Meanwhile, Jonsu went back to her boyfriends old highschool where she "works" as a substitute teacher. She now owns several cats.
How does one even comment on this? seems actually pretty tame for a himoura though
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Meanwhile D'hara decided to date some girl named Vesperi and got Tybaltian syphillus. D'hara goes on to die, cold and alone, their closest friend having been chopped into three pieces by that kid who used to torture animals, Aurvandil and his meth head friend Asylon. :p
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Stabbity is a lot like Helga from "Hey Arnold." She had a bad family life. Something about her sister. She takes it out on everyone. Nobody around her really understands her animosity toward Arnold. Helga is one of the bully characters who picks on Arnold the most because she likes him the best. The only way stabbity shows affection is by, well, stabbing everything nearby. I mean, How many IG years did Jonsu spend in D'Hara systematically pissing everyone off?
Then, as Jonsu and D'Hara grew up a bit and got into the dating age, Jonsu, knowing that picking on people wasn't getting her the proper attention or respect she wanted, decided to 180 and date one of those arrogant jock-types from the cross-town rival school in hopes of being chosen as the next prom queen. But her plan got twisted when instead of being jealous, D'Hara just breathed a sigh of relief accompanied with a bit of nervous laughter, wondering "Is it really over?"
It wasn't, of course. Jonsu hated the fact that D'Hara was dating other girls. Jonsu doesn't really date, she...accessorizes. So Jonsu got her new boyfriend accessory to get some of his athlete buddies together to come show those D'Haran's what for. But they were drunk and ended up going home without accomplishing very much. She tried going to church, but so far that hasn't helped her very much either.
Years passed, Jonsu and her Boyfriend got married. He got an athletic scholarship, but made an ass of himself so now most of his new teammates hate him, but can't get rid of him. Meanwhile, Jonsu went back to her boyfriends old highschool where she "works" as a substitute teacher. She now owns several cats.
Meanwhile D'hara decided to date some girl named Vesperi and got Tybaltian syphillus. D'hara goes on to die, cold and alone, their closest friend having been chopped into three pieces by that kid who used to torture animals, Aurvandil and his meth head friend Asylon. :p
These both sound remarkably accurate.
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Well this thread trainwrecked :P
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I think the thread is called 'politics for five year olds' folks, not Jerry Springer. Jesus.
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Asylon sits on his porch smoking weed all alone, lacking any close friends.
Terran texts him: Dude wanna hang out?
Asylon: No, I dont like you, and you keep talking !@#$ about my weed.
Terran starts hanging out with the big cool jock kids instead, but keeps texting Asylon.
Asylon: Leave me alone, I DONT LIKE YOU.
Aurvandil comes over to Asylon, shares a pipe
Aurvandil: so yea, Im gonna beat the !@#$ out of Terran, wanna come with?
Asylon: k, but his mates gonna try to beat me up....
Aurvandil: dont worry, we will protect you...
Asylon and Aurvandil walks over to Terrans house.
Astrum shouts: Ey! If you start fighting him, we will fight you.
Asylon & Aurvandil: k.... *sends Terran to the hospital and Asylon starts hanging out with Terrans younger brother Phantaria and make friends with Terran*
Astrum comes over and starts fighting with Asylon, brings his buddies Corsanctum and Morek.
Asylon: so, Astrum, yea, I dont mind this, but we kinda stopped fighting Terran, and we made friends again, so, why you keep fighting?
Astrum: Because you are buddy with Aurvandil, we dont like you, or him, and we dont want you to hang out *calls Niselur to come join aswell*
Asylon: Aurvandil, so, you're heading east, no worries, I got this..
Asylon do not have this.
Asylon: *Sigh* ok... Hey, Zuma amigo, Como estas? venga?
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I think the thread is called 'politics for five year olds' folks, not Jerry Springer. Jesus.
Asylon sits on his porch smoking weed all alone, lacking any close friends.
Tandaros, you've never heard of five year olds pushing for marijuana legalization in the Dwilight political scene? You've obviously never been to Asylon.
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Meanwhile D'hara decided to date some girl named Vesperi and got Tybaltian syphillus. D'hara goes on to die, cold and alone, their closest friend having been chopped into three pieces by that kid who used to torture animals, Aurvandil and his meth head friend Asylon. :p
So...I would change that a bit. We got Tarajistian syphillus, and we have friends we just don't know if we have real friends or those who run away when we get bullied.
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Tandaros, you've never heard of five year olds pushing for marijuana legalization in the Dwilight political scene? You've obviously never been to Asylon.
I live in Seattle, which actually sounds a LOT like Asylon now that I think about it. We have parades where people ride bikes in body paint and smoke weed, and it's considered family friendly.
What are we talking about again?
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The original post was funny, the rest is mostly just trolling...
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I admit, I failed to follow the topic. Someone that is actually good with the whole "5 year old"-thingy should carry on, the first post was funny after all.
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Swordfell is the 4-year old street urchin who plays with rats and mongrel dogs. At least his big brother Morek is the biggest of the big. Although his big sister Luria is icky because girls are icky.
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I live in Seattle, which actually sounds a LOT like Asylon now that I think about it. We have parades where people ride bikes in body paint and smoke weed, and it's considered family friendly.
What are we talking about again?
Yep, from I'm from Vancouver... Basically the raging left-coast. Love it.
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*So while Luria is waiting for Fissoa to come fight them*
(Aurvandil): :-X
(Fissoa): No, I was on the slide first!
(Aurvandil): :-X
(Fissoa) looks over to see all his friends on the other side of the playground. D'Hara is coming over to help out, but (Aurvandil) pushes Fissoa to the side.
*Fissoa is seriously wounded*
(Aurvandil): Sextus Invictus!
[BM context: Aurvandil landed in Mangai, now raiding Drowenton. Skyn was the lone commander in the region and got seriously wounded. Wounds deteriorating, infected, ... Let's just hope he lives to fight Alice :P And obviously Aurvandil is giving us the silent treatment]
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*So while Luria is waiting for Fissoa to come fight them*
(Aurvandil): :-X
(Fissoa): No, I was on the slide first!
(Aurvandil): :-X
(Fissoa) looks over to see all his friends on the other side of the playground. D'Hara is coming over to help out, but (Aurvandil) pushes Fissoa to the side.
*Fissoa is seriously wounded*
(Aurvandil): Sextus Invictus!
[BM context: Aurvandil landed in Mangai, now raiding Drowenton. Skyn was the lone commander in the region and got seriously wounded. Wounds deteriorating, infected, ... Let's just hope he lives to fight Alice :P And obviously Aurvandil is giving us the silent treatment]
You should be more vocal about being attacked, don't pull a Terran. ;)
But for the rest of the thread, I'd say that most posts aren't the result of adults depicting events as if they had happened by five years olds, but of adults acting like five years olds to depict the events that happened.
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You should be more vocal about being attacked, don't pull a Terran. ;)
But for the rest of the thread, I'd say that most posts aren't the result of adults depicting events as if they had happened by five years olds, but of adults acting like five years olds to depict the events that happened.
Heh :P
Well Skyndarbau is seriously wounded, and I don't intend to use OOC means to further my agenda. Hope the successor will do okay, though :)
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Heh :P
Well Skyndarbau is seriously wounded, and I don't intend to use OOC means to further my agenda. Hope the successor will do okay, though :)
We did just get a huge battle report, at least. You kicked ass! :P
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that battle was more like:
Allomere: Hey! everyone! let's go get ice cream and go see the kirks at their house! ;)
Aurvandil cheers! :D
Drage: but Allomere! i don't have a bike to ride over there! :'(
Allomere: its cool you can ride on mine! ;D
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Allomere: ok guys let's go home ;D
Drage: ok let me get back on your bike too! :D
Allomere doesn't respond and pedals away leaving drage :-X
Drage: WAHHHHHH! :'(
and that's how the VM and marshal of the Auziwandilaz came to be trapped in fissoa.
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that battle was more like:
Allomere: Hey! everyone! let's go get ice cream and go see the kirks at their house! ;)
Aurvandil cheers! :D
Drage: but Allomere! i don't have a bike to ride over there! :'(
Allomere: its cool you can ride on mine! ;D
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Allomere: ok guys let's go home ;D
Drage: ok let me get back on your bike too! :D
Allomere doesn't respond and pedals away leaving drage :-X
Drage: WAHHHHHH! :'(
and that's how the VM and marshal of the Auziwandilaz came to be trapped in fissoa.
lulz.
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*So while Luria is waiting for Fissoa to come fight them*
(Aurvandil): :-X
(Fissoa): No, I was on the slide first!
(Aurvandil): :-X
(Fissoa) looks over to see all his friends on the other side of the playground. D'Hara is coming over to help out, but (Aurvandil) pushes Fissoa to the side.
*Fissoa is seriously wounded*
(Aurvandil): Sextus Invictus!
[BM context: Aurvandil landed in Mangai, now raiding Drowenton. Skyn was the lone commander in the region and got seriously wounded. Wounds deteriorating, infected, ... Let's just hope he lives to fight Alice :P And obviously Aurvandil is giving us the silent treatment]
More like...
(Fissoa): I was on the slide first!
(Aurvandil): :-X
(Fissoa) looks over to see all his friends on the other side of the playground. D'Hara is coming over to help out, but (Aurvandil) pushes Fissoa to the side. Fissoa scrapes his leg a little and sits there, trying not to cry.
(Aurvandil) laughs and turns to walk away.
(Fissoa) scrambles to his feet and kicks (Aurvandil) in the shin as he leaves, snuffling.
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More like...
(Fissoa): I was on the slide first!
(Aurvandil): :-X
(Fissoa) looks over to see all his friends on the other side of the playground. D'Hara is coming over to help out, but (Aurvandil) pushes Fissoa to the side. Fissoa scrapes his leg a little and sits there, trying not to cry.
(Aurvandil) laughs and turns to walk away.
(Fissoa) scrambles to his feet and kicks (Aurvandil) in the shin as he leaves, snuffling.
So Fissoa did kick ass, it seems :D
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So Fissoa did kick ass, it seems :D
if that's Fissoa kicking ass I'd hate to see them doing bad.
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I was joking. When someone is running away from you, it's hard to kick them anywhere else than in the ass.
Fissoa has never been about military strength, we've always lacked the resources. Until recently we didn't have the numbers either. Luckily things have been going better since the realm nearly died off about a year or two ago, and I'm still excited for the future :)
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I was joking. When someone is running away from you, it's hard to kick them anywhere else than in the ass.
Fissoa has never been about military strength, we've always lacked the resources. Until recently we didn't have the numbers either. Luckily things have been going better since the realm nearly died off about a year or two ago, and I'm still excited for the future :)
I love Fissoa. Military strength isn't the most important thing to a realm's quality, but it sure does make things easier! Like existing.
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I was joking. When someone is running away from you, it's hard to kick them anywhere else than in the ass.
Fissoa has never been about military strength, we've always lacked the resources. Until recently we didn't have the numbers either. Luckily things have been going better since the realm nearly died off about a year or two ago, and I'm still excited for the future :)
that joke flew over my head
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Asylon: Sorry Aurvandil, but the other kids say we cant be friends anymore.
Aurvandil: I dont like you anymore anyway!
Asylon turns to Morek, Corsanctum and Astrum.
Asylon: There, done, can we stop fighting now?
Morek: Yup!
Astrum: Nah, I need to think some first.
Corsantum: I need to think some more too!
Asylon: wat? But Corsanctum, It was you who said that I had to stop beeing friends with Aurvandil so you would stop throwing stuff into my yard...
Asylon scratches his head.
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Asylon: Sorry Aurvandil, but the other kids say we cant be friends anymore.
Aurvandil: I dont like you anymore anyway!
Asylon turns to Morek, Corsanctum and Astrum.
Asylon: There, done, can we stop fighting now?
Morek: Yup!
Astrum: Nah, I need to think some first.
Corsantum: I need to think some more too!
Asylon: wat? But Corsanctum, It was you who said that I had to stop beeing friends with Aurvandil so you would stop throwing stuff into my yard...
Asylon scratches his head and gets back to eating funny mushrooms.
FTFY :P
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Phantaria: You're dead meat, Terran!
Vellos: You can hit Terran if you want to, but the Teacher's gonna see and you'll get in trouble. Or you can just leave Terran alone and I'll go play someplace else.
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Vellos: This is my cookie jar, you can't have it. If you try and get a cookie from it I'll have Teacher put you in time out!
Gustav: That cookie jar belongs to Phantaria, you're just trying to get us in trouble!
Phantaria: We want our cookie jar back! *shoves at Terran*
Church: We want to help Terran! *mirror reflection of self speaks* No, we want to stay out of secular conflicts! *Begins fighting with itself.*
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The original post was funny, the rest is mostly just trolling...
Pretty sure the OP was also trolling. I mean, look at the title of the thread. It is designed to be provocative.
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Saffalore: D'Hara, why are you hitting me? I thought we were friends!
D'Hara: How come you're called Saffalore and you're not in Saffalore?
Farronites: Stop talking & keep hitting him... right in the Chesney.
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Pretty sure the OP was also trolling. I mean, look at the title of the thread. It is designed to be provocative.
No, a fun new perspective was my goal. Not just making fools out of other realms/characters. Simplifying things, if you will :)
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Alright I've got one. It goes back a bit.
Iashalur: Hey Astrum, Morek, Corsanctum, Kabrinskia lets start a super secret club!
Astrum: Awesome what do we call it!
Iashalur: The Northern Astroist Federation and only the cool kids are allowed in.
Morek: Yeah that's great! No nerds and weirdos like Averoth and Caerwyn. I'm so glad we beat them up and made them move away.
Kabrinskia: Huh? Oh yeah that's fine sorry I was busy looking at myself in a mirror.
Astrum: Alright then its settled lets meet in a clubhouse every week.
*Two weeks later*
Astrum: I'm bored.
Iashalur: Me too, wanna go across town across town and pick a fight with that Aurvandil kid.
Astrum: Nah you go ahead.
Morek: Let us know how that goes.
Iashalur: I got to his house then my bike got stolen and I had to walk home.
Kabrisnkia shows up wearing goth clothes and makeup
Farronite Republic: Listen guys I'm sick of this club its so conformist. I changed my name and I'm not in the club anymore.
Astrum: No one cares.
Morek: NBD
Corsanctum has fallen asleep and is busy sucking his thumb.
Farronite Republic: By the way I'm still going to hang out with you guys all the time.
Iashalur: NO! YOU'RE RUINING OUR CLUB!!!
Farronite Republic: What are you gonna do about it?
Iashalur: Hump
*several weeks later*
Iashalur shows up wearing a bunch of expensive designer clothes.
Niselur: Hey guys guess what I've started taking that Libero Empire guy's lunch money. BTW my new nickname is Niselur I really want that one to stick.
Astrum: Sure whatever.
Morek: So is this still a club?
Corsanctum: Five more minutes...
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Excellent!
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It was Allison that got the Federation rolling!
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Great.... something else we have to blame Allison for... >:(
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It was supposed to be just Astrum and Kabrinskia but somehow everyone else got lumped in.
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It was Allison that got the Federation rolling!
Did not remember that.
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Allison had offered Astrum a deal. She turns the realm over to a popular Astrum noble (Geronus) to get Astrum and Kabrinskia to form a federation. At the same time negotiate peace with Terran where she stepped down and they let the northern realms take Itau
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Allison had offered Astrum a deal. She turns the realm over to a popular Astrum noble (Geronus) to get Astrum and Kabrinskia to form a federation. At the same time negotiate peace with Terran where she stepped down and they let the northern realms take Itau
Now that's interesting.
I never did get the full story on Allison's offer to step down.
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Election times are back again and I thought I'd dig up this oldie from the last round...
Re: What makes a D'haran?
« Reply #136 on: March 06, 2013, 01:06:44 PM »
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A CHALLENGER APPEARS!
TRAINER VONGENF want's to fight!
VONGENF CHOOSES PIERRE!
JEVONDAIR CHOOSES RYNN!
PIERRE uses DIPLOMATIC TIES...CRITICAL HIT!
RYNN prepares LOCAL POPULARITY. The attack will hit in 2 TURNS. RYNN'S DEFENSE INCREASES SUBSTANTIALLY!
PIERRE uses BLOODSTARS...but the hit is unable to disrupt RYNN'S concentration.
RYNN is GLOWING!
PIERRE uses RALLY THE LORDS. PIERRE'S OFFENSE INCREASES SUBSTANTIALLY!
RYNN casts LOCAL POPULARITY. It is SUPER EFFECTIVE!
PIERRE FAINTS!
JEVONDAIR has WON the match!
JEVONDAIR WINS the PRIME MINISTER BADGE!
« Last Edit: March 06, 2013, 03:30:47 PM by JeVondair »
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Is anyone even publicly running yet...?
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Is anyone even publicly running yet...?
Well, I did NOT see Rurik coming. Rynn may be a tough act to follow, but Rurik helped BUILD D'Hara, did he not? With him in the election, Rynn retiring, and Machiavel forbidden, who can realistically stand a chance to win the office against him?
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Well, I did NOT see Rurik coming. Rynn may be a tough act to follow, but Rurik helped BUILD D'Hara, did he not? With him in the election, Rynn retiring, and Machiavel forbidden, who can realistically stand a chance to win the office against him?
He should make a good, fairly conservative Prime Minister, possibly with more of a return to "D'Hara classic".
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Well, now Pierre has jumped into the mix, brave sod ::)
I think the fact that Rurik rarely addresses the public will hinder him, although Pierre speaks often in the House of Lords, the knights do not know him either as he rarely speaks to the realm at large.
At this particular juncture, diplomatic landscape being what it is, I think Pierre would be a better choice, yet he has a heck of an uphill battle just because Rurik is pretty much a D'Haran institution unto himself.
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Well, now Pierre has jumped into the mix, brave sod ::)
I think the fact that Rurik rarely addresses the public will hinder him, although Pierre speaks often in the House of Lords, the knights do not know him either as he rarely speaks to the realm at large.
At this particular juncture, diplomatic landscape being what it is, I think Pierre would be a better choice, yet he has a heck of an uphill battle just because Rurik is pretty much a D'Haran institution unto himself.
Getting fined for desertion mid-campaign probably doesn't help Rurik's bid.
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Getting fined for desertion mid-campaign probably doesn't help Rurik's bid.
That was BS on both you and the Confessor's part. If you are going to punish him, you could at least give him, especially when a duke, a chance to explain his actions. Unfortunately I am tired and sunburnt now so I probably won't be able to get a letter sent out for a good 14 hours.
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Regarding the recent turmoil between D'Hara, Barca, FR, Terran, Saffalore and Phantaria.
D'Hara: guys, you like beating up Saffalore?
Farronite: sure, I am you man!
Barca: I think I am okay with that too. I want to look cool too.
Saffalore: Me no like you D'Hara. You pay you will.
Saffalore: you please Luria, threat D'Hara
Luria: whatever...
Luria: D'Hara, do whatever you want, but what goes around comes around. I think..?
Phantaria: Stop you guys!! I want all toys of Saffalore.
D'Hara: Mhehe, you can't have them.
Phantaria: That's not fair. Terran said I could have all old Terran's toys.
Terran: Yes that is true. And I didn't just say that to get Phantaria off my back. I love him now.
Barca: Why don't you beat Terran and take his toys? That was from old Terran as well?
Phantaria: It ain't logical, but I made a pinky swear with Terran. We are cool now.
D'Hara: Phantaria, I am not your friend any more.
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Regarding the recent turmoil between D'Hara, Barca, FR, Terran, Saffalore and Pantharia.
D'Hara: guys, you like beating up Saffalore?
Farronite: sure, I am you man!
Barca: I think I am okay with that too. I want to look cool too.
Saffalore: Me no like you D'Hara. You pay you will.
Saffalore: you please Luria, threat D'Hara
Luria: whatever...
Luria: D'Hara, do whatever you want, but what goes around comes around. I think..?
Pantharia: Stop you guys!! I want all toys of Saffalore.
D'Hara: Mhehe, you can't have them.
Pantharia: That's not fair. Terran said I could have all old Terran's toys.
Terran: Yes that is true. And I didn't just say that to get Pantharia off my back. I love them now.
Barca: Why don't you beat Terran and take his toys? That was from old Terran as well?
Pantharia: It ain't logical, but I made a pinky swear with Terran. We are cool now.
D'Hara: Pantharia, I am not your friend any more.
Pantharia?
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I think Phantaria, Saffalore and D'hara should merge and become a super realm called Ph'aralore.
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Pantharia?
Phantaria of course
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I think Phantaria, Saffalore and D'hara should merge and become a super realm called Ph'aralore.
I'm game.
Phantaria of course
Was just wondering if it was on purpose or a mistake lol.
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I think Phantaria, Saffalore and D'hara should merge and become a super realm called Ph'aralore.
I was thinking FR and Phantaria should meld together and become the Phantarronite Republic.
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I was thinking FR and Phantaria should meld together and become the Phantarronite Republic.
Or they could be the Farronite Republic with one more duchy. ;D
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Or they could be the Farronite Republic with one more duchy. ;D
The Pharronite Republic.
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I was thinking FR and Phantaria should meld together and become the Phantarronite Republic.
Pharronite Republic.
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I knew it! Perth is spying on me.
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I knew it! Perth is spying on me.
8)
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Was just wondering if it was on purpose or a mistake lol.
It was. But then I probably have been writing it wrong in the past as well.
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Fissoa: Hey guys! You wanna help take down that super mean bully on the other side of the playground?
Luria: You gotta be my friend first!
Fissoa: ...Okay! Let's be friends, I like friends!
Luria: You gotta say I'm your bestest friend now or I'm not gonna help you! I'll... PUSH YOU!
Fissoa: Uh... Okay! You're my best friend.
Luria: You won't do anything if I kick your other friend in the knee? Because we're best friends now? RIGHT?
Fissoa: Uh... But we're fighting the bully, right? Not D'hara, he's really nice too!
Luria: Actually, I don't wanna fight that bully. I want his toys.
*Luria points to D'hara, who is playing in the sandbox.*
Fissoa: But those are dumb toys. You can get better ones if we take that bully's toys!
Luria: No, I want those. Those are red. I like red toys.
Fissoa: But... the bully has red toys, too. All sorts of toys.
Luria: No, I want those.
Fissoa: So... you won't help us fight that bully?
Luria: I can't, I got to have those toys. It's not my fault, blame D'hara for having red toys. Red is my color.
Fissoa: ...Okay, well... D'hara will help! That bully was really mean to D'hara.
*Fissoa wanders over to the sandbox.*
Fissoa: Hey, D'hara, wanna help kick that bully in the knee?
D'hara: Yeah! And I got a little cousin who does whatever I say, so we'll beat them up real good!
*D'hara notices Luria making grabby motions with their pudgy little child hands.*
D'hara: Uh... Actually, Fissoa, I gotta stay in the sandbox. Luria is giving me mean looks and if I help you fight that bully, she might push me over.
Fissoa: Well, can I borrow your little cousin, then?
D'hara: No, mom would get upset if he got a skinned knee and I wasn't there.
Fissoa: Oh, well... Okay.
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Fissoa: Hey guys! You wanna help take down that super mean bully on the other side of the playground?
Luria: You gotta be my friend first!
Fissoa: ...Okay! Let's be friends, I like friends!
Luria: You gotta say I'm your bestest friend now or I'm not gonna help you! I'll... PUSH YOU!
Fissoa: Uh... Okay! You're my best friend.
Luria: You won't do anything if I kick your other friend in the knee? Because we're best friends now? RIGHT?
Fissoa: Uh... But we're fighting the bully, right? Not D'hara, he's really nice too!
Luria: Actually, I don't wanna fight that bully. I want his toys.
*Luria points to D'hara, who is playing in the sandbox.*
Fissoa: But those are dumb toys. You can get better ones if we take that bully's toys!
Luria: No, I want those. Those are red. I like red toys.
Fissoa: But... the bully has red toys, too. All sorts of toys.
Luria: No, I want those.
Fissoa: So... you won't help us fight that bully?
Luria: I can't, I got to have those toys. It's not my fault, blame D'hara for having red toys. Red is my color.
Fissoa: ...Okay, well... D'hara will help! That bully was really mean to D'hara.
*Fissoa wanders over to the sandbox.*
Fissoa: Hey, D'hara, wanna help kick that bully in the knee?
D'hara: Yeah! And I got a little cousin who does whatever I say, so we'll beat them up real good!
*D'hara notices Luria making grabby motions with their pudgy little child hands.*
D'hara: Uh... Actually, Fissoa, I gotta stay in the sandbox. Luria is giving me mean looks and if I help you fight that bully, she might push me over.
Fissoa: Well, can I borrow your little cousin, then?
D'hara: No, mom would get upset if he got a skinned knee and I wasn't there.
Fissoa: Oh, well... Okay.
Don't stop now, Wolfsong. Where's part 2? The part where Luria takes D'Hara's toys and D'Hara goes and helps Fissoa against the bullies?
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Yarr!
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Yarr!
Well, i suppose that sums up the last IG year just fine...
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The bully I was referring to wasn't Falkirk - by the time we conquered them, they were really just a bunch of all-startling-inactive-at-the-exact-same-time players who contributed nothing to the game. I'm talking about more current events, a la a week or so ago.
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I'm sure the bully will come to startle us all in the same way. Why don't Luria and D'hara just help each other on this one issue, if anything, it'd be the only completely justified war, and the most necessary war in Dwilight.
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I'm sure the bully will come to startle us all in the same way. Why don't Luria and D'hara just help each other on this one issue, if anything, it'd be the only completely justified war, and the most necessary war in Dwilight.
We tried that. Twice. The first time, Luria kicked D'Hara in the knees from behind. The second time, they got tired and grumpy and left to go play cat's cradle in the corner by themselves instead.
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We tried that. Twice. The first time, Luria kicked D'Hara in the knees from behind. The second time, they got tired and grumpy and left to go play cat's cradle in the corner by themselves instead.
Pretty much.
If we could at least knock off Saffalore, then it wouldn't be as bad, as we'd only have to worry about 2 fronts and not 3.
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Genius, Wolfsong, best one I've read so far :)
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Luria Nova: Give us our toys back Luria Vesperi!
Luria Vesperi: No! We're giving them to D'hara!
Luria Nova: D'hara we'll beat you up too if you keep our toys. Give them back.
D'hara: No!
*Luria Nova takes a step towards D'hara*
D'hara: Don't hurt us! Here's your toys!
Luria Nova: Wtf? They're broken.
D'hara: You never said to give them back not broken! Nah nah!
Luria Nova: We're going to go beat up Falkirk with Fissoa. We'll be back and you're going to pay to fix our stuff.
*Luria Nova and Fissoa beat up Falkrik, who then suffers a fatal brain aneurysm*
Luria Nova: Okay D'hara time to pay up.
Morek: Hey, remember us? We said we'd settle things peacefully between you two. So uhhh.... Too bad Luria, we don't care that D'hara broke your toys
D'hara: Yea!
Morek: We'll beat you up!
*Luria rolls up his sleeves, Morek whimpers*
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I have plenty of reasons why your request is invalid but they don't really matter as you guys don't care about them, you just want to war us.
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I have plenty of reasons why your request is invalid but they don't really matter as you guys don't care about them, you just want to war us.
Might makes right. Luria Nova beat Luria Vesperi and D'hara in a war, and graciously allowed D'hara to skate without losing anything. All Luria Nova wanted was its rightful territories it won, and that D'hara only gained by Vesperian Lords ignoring the Vesperian surrender. D'hara did nothing to gain them, and rather than fight for them, agreed to give them up. Which is pretty fair, in all honestly, seeing as you just lost a war where you had numerical superiority (on a realm to realm basis, only). After promising to return the regions, D'hara gave back one region in such bad shape it revolted before any maintenance could be done. If Luria found itself in possession of a D'haran duchy (assuming we wouldn't just keep it, because honestly at this point we would) and promised to hand it back, D'hara would be throwing the world's largest bitch fit if we gave it back in the condition D'hara returned the West Marches. The conditions were simply unacceptable, especially after Luria Nova graciously allowed D'hara to escape that war unscathed. Luria Nova could have rightfully demanded compensation, and had the strength to back it up.
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Might makes right. Luria Nova beat Luria Vesperi and D'hara in a war, and graciously allowed D'hara to skate without losing anything. All Luria Nova wanted was its rightful territories it won, and that D'hara only gained by Vesperian Lords ignoring the Vesperian surrender. D'hara did nothing to gain them, and rather than fight for them, agreed to give them up. Which is pretty fair, in all honestly, seeing as you just lost a war where you had numerical superiority (on a realm to realm basis, only). After promising to return the regions, D'hara gave back one region in such bad shape it revolted before any maintenance could be done. If Luria found itself in possession of a D'haran duchy (assuming we wouldn't just keep it, because honestly at this point we would) and promised to hand it back, D'hara would be throwing the world's largest bitch fit if we gave it back in the condition D'hara returned the West Marches. The conditions were simply unacceptable, especially after Luria Nova graciously allowed D'hara to escape that war unscathed. Luria Nova could have rightfully demanded compensation, and had the strength to back it up.
A lot of long words for five-year olds! Boo! No actual politicking allowed!
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A lot of long words for five-year olds! Boo! No actual politicking allowed!
*points at Penchant* He started it!
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*points at Penchant* He started it!
This is an acceptable excuse :)
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Aurvandil kocks D'Hara on its feet, then picks a fight with Fissoa.
Fissoa goes to D'Hara and Luria Nova: Hey guys, want to help us out? Aurvandil wants to push us down too!
D'Hara's overeager to get payback, and Luria Nova agrees to come over to help.
Luria Nova arrives and sees D'Hara on the ground: We don't want to help you up anymore, we'll take your lunch money instead!
D'Hara kicks Luria Nova off.
Luria Vesperi: Hey, stop bullying D'Hara, he did nothing to deserve it!
Luria Nova beats the crap out of Luria Vesperi as D'Hara gets back on its feet: give us your wallet!
Luria Vesperi: Nuh-uh! Throws it to D'Hara, pretty much everything that's in it flies all over the place.
Luria Nova: Hey, give us that wallet, or we'll push you down again!
D'Hara: Whatever dude, you never pushed us down. But we don't want to pick a fight with you, we want to help Fissoa like we both said we would. So here, take the lousy wallet, you bully.
D'Hara trows back the wallet, most of what's still in it flies all over.
Luria Nova: Hey, they wallet is empty! We wanted a filled wallet! Give us your lunch money!
D'Hara: No, we are helping Fissoa now, and we aren't afraid of you, you meanie!
Fissoa: Guys, please help us! Those kids from the other block are breaking all of my toys!
Luria Nova: Fine, I'll help you, but I still want D'Hara's lunch money.
Luria Nova helps a little, then throws a hissy fit: I don't want to fight witth D'Hara anymore, I won't help you anymore. I'd rather go pick up the stuff that blew in the wind from Luria Vesperi's wallet. Take care of Aurvandil and his little brother Falkirk on your own, we don't care.
D'Hara: It's okay, we are still here! Let's teach that guy a lesson!
After some fighting, D'Hara looks to his neighbor Terran, where the parents divorced. The father moved out, and the ex-wife's new boyfriend is already living with them and brought his kids along.
D'Hara: Hey you, Saffalore, what are you doing? Stop playing with that, that's our club's! You don't belong to our club!
Saffalore pulls out his tong and makes grimaces at D'Hara.
D'Hara: Hey, stop that! Either join our club, or leave our clubhouse! Non-members aren't allowed in the club's treehouse!
Saffalore: You have an ugly face, go back home!
D'Hara: That's it! We are kicking you our of our treehouse!
D'Hara goes to Fissoa: Sorry, there's this new kid in the block, and if we let him be, he'll let those meanies Aurvandil and Falkirk into our treehouse by the secret access. We can't let him squat the treehouse long enough for him to meet up with those meanies! We'll have to let you with Falkirk alone for a while until we chase this kid away. Sorry, we'll try to be quick, and let us know if Falkirk threatens you again!
Luria Nova goes to Fissoa: See? D'Hara doesn't care about you, we'll help you!
Fissoa: But you bailed out for no reason last time!
Luria Nova: That's not true! See, we'll help you now!
As Falkirk sees the two coming, he runs back home screaming.
Luria Nova returns to D'Hara: Okay, give us your lunch money now!
D'Hara: No, go away Luria Nova, we don't care about you! And you promised to Big Morek that you'd respect the peace he helped the two of us agree to, he won't stand for this!
Luria Nova is shocked, goes to Big Morek: Do you mind if we take D'Hara's lunch money?
Big Morek: Yes! You had both agreed to let each other be! I'm tired of your fighting, and I'll do what I said! Whoever strikes the other first will have to deal with me! That was the deal we had all agreed to!
Luria Nova: But we want D'Hara's lunch money!
Big Morek: I don't care what you want, that's what we had all agreed to.
Luria Nova: But D'Hara gave me an empty wallet! I wanted a full wallet! That's what I had beat up Luria Vesperi for! We could have beat D'Hara up for it, but decided to be nice instead and left him be!
D'Hara: No you didn't! You did try to beat me up, and you did so when I was down! Not only did I not fall to you, but you couldn't stop me from getting back on my feet! We aren't afraid of you!
Luria Nova: But... but... you should be! I'm big and strong, and I want your lunch money!
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Truth.
;D
Luria Nova may be big and strong, but they're asthmatic: Can't swim or run for very long and D'Hara is far away.
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*points at Penchant* He started it!
invalid is about the only word that is not suitable for a five year old conversation and its not like I saw stabbity disagreeing with what I said since its true, so I wouldn't call that politicking either.
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;D
Luria Nova may be big and strong, but they're asthmatic: Can't swim or run for very long and D'Hara is far away.
Yeah I wouldn't say that too much. If war broke out and it was 1 vs 1 my money would be on LN.
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We just got an inhaler. Full of medication called "provisions, so we don't instantly starve to death the second we set foot in the Desert."
We also have boats now too. Invention of the century, no more ferries.