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BattleMaster => Locals => Atamara => Topic started by: Dante Silverfire on June 21, 2013, 05:54:36 PM
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Taking from the Dwilight example, I think it best if all of AT's political actions to be explained from the point of view of 5 year olds. They certainly don't make sense for any other age group. I'll start:
CE, Tara, Strombran, and Coria are throwing rocks to annoy and bully Darka.
Coria: Why are we hurting Darka?
CE: Because they are big bad and evil
Tara: Because CE told me to do it.
Strombran: Because CE told me to do it.
Coria: Well, I figure if we're going to be beating people up, I want a better bully name. You can call me Silnaria now!
Silnaria: To prove I'm just as much of a bully as you, I'm going to beat up my sister Shanny. *starts throwing rocks at Shanny*
Tara: Stop it! Shanny is my bestest friend!
Silnaria: But...you've always hated Shanny...?
CE: Stop it! I thought we were beating up Darka, not Shanny! I want to beat up Darka!
Silnaria: I thought we just got to beat up whoever we want...? I want to beat up Shanny!
Strombran: So...(looks at CE)...who do I throw my rock at?
Talerium is sitting off to the side watching fervently as the sales from his "Deadly Rocks for 5$" stand starts increasing its profits.
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Talerium is sitting off to the side watching fervently as the sales from his "Deadly Rocks for 5$" stand starts increasing its profits.
Easily the best line.
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Where's the line about Darka giggling because it tickles?
;D
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Brilliant.
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Darka is the fat kid who's been hoarding candies and taking punches like it's almost nothing 8)
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Darka : "Hit me you can't hurt me
Suck my kiss socks!"
Line stolen from RHCP suck my kiss.
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CE, Tara, Talerium later Strombran, and Coria are throwing rocks to annoy and bully Darka.
Coria: Why are we hurting Darka? We should throw rocks to CE and Tara
CE: Because they started this
Tara: Because looted us without war declaration
Strombran: We will support allies
Merlin : Well, I figure if we're going to be beating people up, I want a better bully name. You can call me NARNIA now!
Narnia: To prove I'm just as much of a bully as you, I'm going to beat up my sister Shanny. *starts throwing rocks at Shanny in the back*
Tara: Stop it! Shanny is my friend!
Narnia: But...you've always hated Shanny...?
Tara: Nope just you Schmerlin,just you.
CE: Stop it! I thought we were beating up Darka, not Shanny! I want to beat up Darka!
Narnia: I thought we just got to beat up whoever I want...? I want to beat up Shanny and kill everyone who are loyal to the Empire!
Strombran: We will still support our allies.
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No, Darka is the teenage bully who gets his rocks off by beating up five year olds for their lunch money. He keeps a few lackeys around, who serve him in exchange for not getting beat up as often, although it still happens when the bully needs to blow off steam.
Now that the five year olds have wised up and ganged up on him, he's curled up in the fetal position. He can probably still fight back if he had the guts to, but now he's only crying for mommy.
I will gladly throw rocks at this bully. It is justice.
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Stormbran is coming out of this as a mighty interesting realm....
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No, Darka is the teenage bully who gets his rocks off by beating up five year olds for their lunch money. He keeps a few lackeys around, who serve him in exchange for not getting beat up as often, although it still happens when the bully needs to blow off steam.
Now that the five year olds have wised up and ganged up on him, he's curled up in the fetal position. He can probably still fight back if he had the guts to, but now he's only crying for mommy.
I will gladly throw rocks at this bully. It is justice.
HAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHA. This is one of the funniest posts I have ever read.
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I will gladly throw rocks at this bully. It is justice.
Is Cagilan justice a little like Soviet justice?
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Is Cagilan justice a little like Soviet justice?
That may explain why they hate Darkan capitalists
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HAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHA. This is one of the funniest posts I have ever read.
What, because of the amount of delusion and self-denial involved? How it could be used to describe CE exactly if you switched around some realm names?
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No, Darka is the teenage bully who gets his rocks off by beating up five year olds for their lunch money. He keeps a few lackeys around, who serve him in exchange for not getting beat up as often, although it still happens when the bully needs to blow off steam.
Now that the five year olds have wised up and ganged up on him, he's curled up in the fetal position. He can probably still fight back if he had the guts to, but now he's only crying for mommy.
I will gladly throw rocks at this bully. It is justice.
Well, i think most contract gold Darka has gotten from Cagilan Empire during these years :) Or Tara, if holding Tarasac is counted.
-Jaune
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What, because of the amount of delusion and self-denial involved? How it could be used to describe CE exactly if you switched around some realm names?
And this is the best post :) +1
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No, Darka is the teenage bully who gets his rocks off by beating up five year olds for their lunch money. He keeps a few lackeys around, who serve him in exchange for not getting beat up as often, although it still happens when the bully needs to blow off steam.
Now that the five year olds have wised up and ganged up on him, he's curled up in the fetal position. He can probably still fight back if he had the guts to, but now he's only crying for mommy.
I will gladly throw rocks at this bully. It is justice.
Lol. Whatever you're on man, I'll take two.
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Well, i think most contract gold Darka has gotten from Cagilan Empire during these years :) Or Tara, if holding Tarasac is counted.
-Jaune
And that pissed off many .. even" gods" woke up and send rain of terror up on us..
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Carelia has had its gods awake but they came too late and are starting to go back to sleep.
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And this is the best post :) +1
Lol. Whatever you're on man, I'll take two.
I don't know, I am a fan of this one more myself.
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I don't know, I am a fan of this one more myself.
hahaha i have to agree but it was sent later :D but yes , i loved it as well
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Lol. Whatever you're on man, I'll take two.
Winners don't do drugs. ;)
hahaha i have to agree but it was sent later :D but yes , i loved it as well
Laugh it up, LaVagina. ;D
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Winners don't do drugs. ;)
If you are winning why did Fury quit? Did that make you a SadPanda again?
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I believe he quit due to personal issues. His last few IC messages were pretty weird and did not fit his usual style. He gave up his Magistrate position on the forums too.
There might be some OOC situation that we don't know about. I'd appreciate it if you do not exploit this to win Internet arguments. :-\
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Winners don't do drugs. ;)
Laugh it up, LaVagina. ;D
Are you trying to mock me with the most epic typo ever? Not working :)
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Stealing my material! :P ::)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHz8FV8VH8s
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I believe he quit due to personal issues. His last few IC messages were pretty weird and did not fit his usual style. He gave up his Magistrate position on the forums too.
There might be some OOC situation that we don't know about. I'd appreciate it if you do not exploit this to win Internet arguments. :-\
Yeah it's only you who believes that. It seems though that he ragequit because someone arrested his advy. :P
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Yeah it's only you who believes that. It seems though that he ragequit because someone arrested his advy. :P
No need to be an ass here, basically calling him misguided or some such thing. While what you said is what I heard, that doesn't make it true nor does it make GoldPanda the only one to believe its for personal issues. Btw, he didn't resign from Magistrates, he deleted his account on both forum and game without telling anyone why afaik.