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Title: Best border signs!
Post by: Wimpie on April 12, 2017, 10:59:08 AM
Border signs are often very dull and practically the same (I'm one to blame as well). So I wanted to start a topic to hail those persons who managed to actually write up something clever and funny!

I'll start off with a first one I found, in Naan Forest (Outer Tilog, Colonies):

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Important Warning

I wish this sign was big enough to tell you that the only way you will possibly survive in these lands is if you bring along a
Title: Re: Best border signs!
Post by: Chenier on April 12, 2017, 12:46:18 PM
Love it.

I seem to remember one or two witty or funny ones, but indeed, most are pretty much the same.
Title: Re: Best border signs!
Post by: JDodger on April 12, 2017, 08:47:34 PM
Welcome friends not welcome enemies  8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: Best border signs!
Post by: Chenier on April 13, 2017, 02:15:00 AM
Quote from: JDodger on April 12, 2017, 08:47:34 PM
Welcome friends not welcome enemies  8) 8) 8)

Yea, pretty much.
Title: Re: Best border signs!
Post by: Ketchum on April 13, 2017, 03:23:05 AM
1) In Nivemus realm on East Continent island.

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Enter the lands of Greater Nivemus, the lands of the United Tribes of the North.

Friends and Allies: Travel at ease.
Trespassers and Enemies: Know the Clans are watching.


2) In Oritolon realm on Colonies island.

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~ ORITOLON ~

Traveler, welcome to Oritolon.
If you're a friend we greet you with open arms.

Enemies and trespassers will be hunted down.
Survivors will be thrown to the dogs so better turn around while you can.

3) In Morek Empire realm on Dwilight.

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Friends!
Welcome to the Grand Duchy of Morek Empire

Enemies!
You are now entering the Grand Duchy of Morek Empire. Contact high officials of the Grand Duchy to pass through safely.
Title: Re: Best border signs!
Post by: Chenier on April 13, 2017, 12:45:02 PM
And those are just a few examples out of the many, many more cases that exist. I probably put such signs up myself when I was ruler. It's sort of the natural thing you'd expect at a border sign, though. :P
Title: Re: Best border signs!
Post by: Wimpie on April 14, 2017, 10:19:36 AM
Quote from: Chenier on April 13, 2017, 12:45:02 PM
And those are just a few examples out of the many, many more cases that exist. I probably put such signs up myself when I was ruler. It's sort of the natural thing you'd expect at a border sign, though. :P

Yeah exactly. I have yet to see other examples where we don't just make the distinction between friends & foes.
Title: Re: Best border signs!
Post by: JeVondair on May 15, 2017, 10:24:39 PM
Sacred Obia'Syela
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[[Heralds of Obeah|The Heralds of Obeah]] welcome you to the safety of [[Obia'Syela| Sacred Obia'Syela]] and invite you to join our studies.


All visitors are directed to check in with THE INQUISITION.


Greater Xavax
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If you come for war, know that We do not bend and We do not break.
If you come for wine, speak to Wine Trader Tharan
Title: Re: Best border signs!
Post by: Ossan on May 18, 2017, 07:42:06 PM
The Xavax one always gives me a hearty chuckle.
Title: Re: Best border signs!
Post by: DeVerci on May 23, 2017, 09:43:02 PM
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Welcome to Ar Agyr!
May those with good hearts find their stay filled with good company, mead and merriment!
May those with ill-intent avoid being eaten by our local bears; they have rather sensitive diets!

"AKKAN IS NOT WELCOME"

Our enemies are not unwelcome, just encouraged not to upset the stomachs of the Agyrian bear population. Akkan on the otherhand is very unwelcome.
Title: Re: Best border signs!
Post by: Ketchum on June 30, 2020, 02:38:49 PM
Quote from: JeVondair on May 15, 2017, 10:24:39 PM
Sacred Obia'Syela

Greater Xavax
No way! Not in million years.

I have been calling him as Master of Wine Tharan. So he does hail from Xavax :o :o