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Dwilight / Re: Dwilight Politics for Five Year Olds

« on: June 21, 2013, 05:29:23 AM »

Fissoa: Hey guys! You wanna help take down that super mean bully on the other side of the playground?
Luria: You gotta be my friend first!
Fissoa: ...Okay! Let's be friends, I like friends!
Luria: You gotta say I'm your bestest friend now or I'm not gonna help you! I'll... PUSH YOU!
Fissoa: Uh... Okay! You're my best friend.
Luria: You won't do anything if I kick your other friend in the knee? Because we're best friends now? RIGHT?
Fissoa: Uh... But we're fighting the bully, right? Not D'hara, he's really nice too!
Luria: Actually, I don't wanna fight that bully. I want his toys.
*Luria points to D'hara, who is playing in the sandbox.*
Fissoa: But those are dumb toys. You can get  better ones if we take that bully's toys!
Luria: No, I want those. Those are red. I like red toys.
Fissoa: But... the bully has red toys, too. All sorts of toys.
Luria: No, I want those.
Fissoa: So... you won't help us fight that bully?
Luria: I can't, I got to have those toys. It's not my fault, blame D'hara for having red toys. Red is my color.
Fissoa: ...Okay, well... D'hara will help! That bully was really mean to D'hara.
*Fissoa wanders over to the sandbox.*
Fissoa: Hey, D'hara, wanna help kick that bully in the knee?
D'hara: Yeah! And I got a little cousin who does whatever I say, so we'll beat them up real good!
*D'hara notices Luria making grabby motions with their pudgy little child hands.*
D'hara: Uh... Actually, Fissoa, I gotta stay in the sandbox. Luria is giving me mean looks and if I help you fight that bully, she might push me over.
Fissoa: Well, can I borrow your little cousin, then?
D'hara: No, mom would get upset if he got a skinned knee and I wasn't there.
Fissoa: Oh, well... Okay.

Don't stop now, Wolfsong. Where's part 2? The part where Luria takes D'Hara's toys and D'Hara goes and helps Fissoa against the bullies?

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Dwilight / Re: What makes a D'haran?

« on: June 21, 2013, 03:33:20 AM »

Yea, pay up! 

All of your gold is mine anyways. Pointless to pay me with my own gold. 

Can't I just conquer a new duchy in your name instead?

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Dwilight / Re: Niselur

« on: June 21, 2013, 03:21:19 AM »

Lord Mayhem, is quite hot-headed....

If Rynn were to give some choice words on Kas, those would be the least of them.

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Dwilight / Re: What makes a D'haran?

« on: June 21, 2013, 03:14:23 AM »

Here's what I cooked up from your picture.

Perfect! Exactly as I envisioned it! Well done!

Wait...does this mean I have to split the prize money with you?

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Dwilight / Re: What makes a D'haran?

« on: June 20, 2013, 10:40:41 PM »

Aa, that's okay. I didn't think my submissions were going to win anyway. There's something to be said about the guy who offers the prize money and judges the prizes is also the guy who wins the prize 

I'd plead the 5th, but dukes don't have to answer to anyone's crap 

(thanks for playing tho! You were the only one  )

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Dwilight / Re: What makes a D'haran?

« on: June 20, 2013, 09:21:44 PM »

Sorry, Ironsides. Looks like Rynn keeps the 1000 gold prize money...

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Dwilight / Re: Sanguis Astroism

« on: June 20, 2013, 08:03:10 PM »

I have. Are you about to draw parallels between SA and the Church of God Awaiting?

I am. Not the tyranny part or the bloodthirsty belligerence, but the dominance of the northern realms by an ingrained religious authority is too much for me to ignore.

That, and I'm still waiting on the next book and am using this opportunity to vent 

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Dwilight / Re: Sanguis Astroism

« on: June 20, 2013, 07:33:13 PM »

Anyone ever read the Safehold series by David Weber?

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Dwilight / Re: What makes a D'haran?

« on: June 20, 2013, 05:57:25 PM »

I like it!

Then Make it happen, Your Excellency!

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Dwilight / Re: What makes a D'haran?

« on: June 20, 2013, 05:11:21 PM »

Better?

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Dwilight / Re: Order of Aristocrats

« on: June 19, 2013, 08:30:32 PM »

Well then that's the duke's fault.

It's a bit of a different story when the realm you play in only has one duchy, tho 

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Dwilight / Re: What makes a D'haran?

« on: June 17, 2013, 02:37:39 AM »

it looks like the carving at the head of a viking longboat

Maybe we'll get some diplomatic cred with Asylon then...

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Dwilight / Re: What makes a D'haran?

« on: June 17, 2013, 12:31:53 AM »

Looks nice. I typically prefer banners without text, though.

I do wonder, however, if an asian-styled dragon fits well with D'Hara. The Dragons have always been depicted as clearly european-esque.

How is that an Asian style Dragon? It doesn't have the whiskers or beard that asian dragons do. And all that is visible is the head and neck.

Glad you think it looks nice though!

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Dwilight / Re: What makes a D'haran?

« on: June 17, 2013, 12:11:49 AM »

D'Hara's new flag? I can also crop/change the text as needed.

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Dwilight / Re: Farronite Republic

« on: June 16, 2013, 03:50:25 PM »

Its coming!

The baby?