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East Island / Portal in Ustimbar
« on: February 17, 2016, 04:00:41 AM »
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A New Portal   (10 hours ago)
message to everyone in the vicinity of Ustimbar
Stuart lays the last stone in place, and steps back as they lock together with a crackle of energy. The stones flash, and a pillar of light shoots up into the evening sky.

Then, nervous of what he's heard about these stones in the past, he scrambles away to wait where whatever the portal brings can't find him.

For some time, nothing happens. The pillar of light shines clear and still in the sky.

As the sun sinks into the west, the pillar fades, and the portal stones begin to pulse and shimmer with energy. They rise, spinning, into the air, making a disc at about waist height, then rotate so that the disc is upright, with its lower edge no more than an inch above the ground, and a diameter of about eight feet. The disc flashes, and the space between the stones becomes a bright blur, that slowly resolves into a scene of a forest at dusk.

There is a strange, distant ringing sound for a moment, and the portal blurs briefly, then it settles once more. For a while, it seems like that is all that it will do. Then, quietly at first, but growing in volume, a great cacophony of sounds begins approaching the other side of the portal. It begins distant and hard to make out, but as it comes closer, it becomes plain that it is the sound of many strangely-formed throats howling, snarling, shrieking, and trumpeting as monsters of all shapes and sizes thunder toward the portal. But underneath that is a strange but steady rhythm, as of the clacking of bones moving with a single purpose.

The portal blurs again momentarily, and the other sounds become faint as another distant tone overlays them, but soon this passes, and before long, the source of the sounds bursts into view.

Monsters race screeching and gibbering through the portal, followed closely by a column of undead at a quick-march. More monsters and undead break through the trees and into Ustimbar's formerly-peaceful hills and fields. As they are marching and stumbling through the portal, the same bell-like sound comes once more, and the portal blurs briefly. This seems to cause them to panic. The monsters coming through the portal now are wild with terror, and the undead are no longer in any semblance of order, but running as fast as their unnaturally-animated leg bones can carry them.

This continues for another little while, with the numbers passing through the portal each minute gradually decreasing, until at last no more are crossing from the woodland on the other side.

As the last monster disappears into the fields in the distance, the portal shudders as a fourth ringing sound is heard from the other side. Mere minutes later, a fifth tone sounds, this one loud enough to be heard miles away, and the portal flickers, emits an ear-splitting whine, and flares briefly into blinding brilliance before collapsing in on itself.

The portal stones crumble to dust.

I'm really liking some of these descriptions. I wonder what caused this one.

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Development / Monster Activity messages are a bit excessive
« on: February 14, 2016, 11:31:54 PM »
Kind of annoying to scroll past all of this every turn, especially when I check BM on my phone during my break. Any way it could be shortened (aside from killing them :p).

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Monster Activity   (5 hours, 14 minutes ago)
message to all nobles of Ivory Vale of Fheuvenem
Monsters are rampaging in Zdenka
The monsters continue to dig burrows and slaughter peasants as they turn the region into their own hunting grounds!
1 peasant was eaten, eviscerated, or otherwise killed by the monsters.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.

Monsters are rampaging in Midbote
The monsters have been seen moving away. They are probably going to another region.


Undead Activity   (5 hours, 14 minutes ago)
message to all nobles of Ivory Vale of Fheuvenem
Undead are still at large in Zdenka:
The undead are leaving the region and moving somewhere else.

Undead are still at large in Zdenka:
The undead are leaving the region and moving somewhere else.

Undead are still at large in Zdenka:
The undead are leaving the region and moving somewhere else.

Undead are still at large in Zdenka:
The undead are leaving the region and moving somewhere else.

Undead are still at large in Zdenka:
The undead are leaving the region and moving somewhere else.

Undead are still at large in Zdenka:
The undead are leaving the region and moving somewhere else.

Undead are still at large in Zdenka:
The undead are leaving the region and moving somewhere else.

Undead are still at large in Zdenka:
The undead are leaving the region and moving somewhere else.

Undead are still at large in Zdenka:
The undead are leaving the region and moving somewhere else.

Undead are still at large in Zdenka:
The undead are leaving the region and moving somewhere else.

Undead are still at large in Zdenka:
The undead are leaving the region and moving somewhere else.

Undead are still at large in Zdenka:
The undead are leaving the region and moving somewhere else.

Undead are still at large in Zdenka:
The undead are leaving the region and moving somewhere else.

Undead are still at large in Zdenka:
The undead are leaving the region and moving somewhere else.

Undead are still at large in Zdenka:
The undead are leaving the region and moving somewhere else.

Undead are still at large in Midbote:
The undead are leaving the region and moving somewhere else.

Undead are still at large in Midbote:
The undead are leaving the region and moving somewhere else.

Undead are still at large in Midbote:
The undead are leaving the region and moving somewhere else.

Undead are still at large in Midbote:
The undead are leaving the region and moving somewhere else.

Undead are still at large in Midbote:
The undead are leaving the region and moving somewhere else.

Undead are still at large in Midbote:
The undead are reforming their ranks.
The undead are leaving the region and moving somewhere else.

Undead are still at large in Midbote:
The undead are leaving the region and moving somewhere else.

Undead are still at large in Midbote:
The undead are leaving the region and moving somewhere else.

Undead are still at large in Midbote:
The undead are leaving the region and moving somewhere else.

Undead are still at large in Midbote:
The undead are leaving the region and moving somewhere else.

Undead are still at large in Midbote:
The undead are leaving the region and moving somewhere else.

Undead are still at large in Midbote:
The undead are leaving the region and moving somewhere else.

Undead are still at large in Midbote:
The undead are leaving the region and moving somewhere else.

Undead are still at large in Midbote:
The undead are leaving the region and moving somewhere else.

Undead are still at large in Midbote:
The undead are leaving the region and moving somewhere else.

Undead are still at large in Midbote:
The undead are leaving the region and moving somewhere else.

Undead are still at large in Midbote:
The undead are leaving the region and moving somewhere else.

Undead are still at large in Midbote:
The undead are leaving the region and moving somewhere else.

Undead are still at large in Ete City:
The undead are leaving the region and moving somewhere else.

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BM General Discussion / The Flute of Pancakes
« on: January 26, 2016, 07:38:35 PM »
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http://wiki.battlemaster.org/wiki/Flute_of_Pancakes

So, yeah, I found that today. I won't have time for a few days to write a description but I'm looking for ideas.

I was thinking of something like the artifact descriptions in dorf fortress.

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Feature Requests / Unit autopayment every 9 days as default please?
« on: December 27, 2015, 01:32:53 PM »
This happen s every time I start a new character and occasionally when I have a brand new unit, I forget to set the autopayment on and my men desert me because I missed the last couple of warnings (I tend to gloss over your men have been paid messages as I've seen them a billion times by now). I realize this is of course partially my fault, but I feel like it would help new players a lot too if by default autopayment was on to the max of 9 days.

I have no idea how simple of a change this is though of course, if it isn't quickly done then its probably low on your priority list and I understand.

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Dwilight / Dwilight wiki page needs updating
« on: October 02, 2015, 10:24:00 PM »
I noticed that no one has added Antiqualia, Arnor and HD to the list of realms. Unfortunately I don't have time to do this myself this weekend :p

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South Island / Let's not go to Taselak's dungeons, tis' a silly place.
« on: August 07, 2015, 05:47:36 PM »
For better or worse, here are the RPs I did as Judge of Taselak (after winning a 3-way tie) a month ago as requested. Some of them were sent to everyone individually (welcome messages, the duck duck goose game) (though I forgot to change sir to Lady for a couple of prisoners who were quick to correct me, sorry!). Also some of them are pretty bad, but it was a lot of fun and I genuinely looked forward to doing more.

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Visit   (29 days ago)
While you rot in your cell, Ossam Ossan, Lord Justice and Chief Torturer of Taselak, visits you and says:

As you sit in the cozy and welcoming dungeons of Taselak you are approached by a very strange looking man, dressed like a cross between a jester and a friendly innkeeper turned butler.

"Greetings Sir Balwijn! I bid thee welcome to the Royal Dungeons of Taselak! Are you by chance hungry or thirsty? We have some well aged Moto Vinegar or deWellian Water if you do not partake of alcoholic beverages. To start with we have some hand harvested hay which 9/10 horses in our stable have all given their approval of and provided a bit of salivating dressing. For the main course we have some quickly reheated free-range guaranteed organic llama or quickly reheated pizaz (not too be confused with pizza!). For desert we will skip right to the torture if you're feeling up for it.

You realize that a group of young male bards dressed in black shirts with spikey, blond and brown hair have entered while he is speaking and begun to play a song about "Someday". You fear this may be the band of bardic torturers you have heard about called the "Nickelbards".
You can reply by writing a letter.

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Letter from a prisoner   (28 days, 19 hours ago)
Prisoner Joss has sent you a letter:

Meanwhile, in the dank and rat infested dungeons of Taselak, I am approached by a very strange looking man, dressed like a cross between a jester and a friendly innkeeper turned butler.

Such a strange interlude to my isolation thankfully takes my mind off the shame of my capture, to a bunch of jumped up peasant militia no less.

"No doubt my father will have already heard of this unfortunate turn of events and promptly disowned him for such ineptitude...." he thinks to himself whilst the deranged jailer prattles on about dinner arrangements.

I sit in amazement whilst this droll fellow casually offers me soiled hay, something that vaguely resembles a camel, or perhaps a dog of some sort, and a mouldy bowl of (CENSORED).

My vague amusement turns to horror however when a group of young male bards dressed in black shirts with spikey, blond and brown hair enter the cell and promptly begin to assault my senses with inane babble about un-clenching fists, paperback novels and relationship troubles.

As my ears begin to bleed I cry out in desperation, "For the love of god just take me to the rack!!"

(OOC: Quite possibly the most hilarious dungeon experience so far. I'll almost enjoy getting tortured now...)

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Letter from Ossam Ossan   (28 days, 4 hours ago)
(Personal message to Giulietta Mozzoni)
Lady Giulietta,

I apologize for my Dungeon Ambassador's mistake regarding your proper title. He shall be punished by having to sleep with the Motos tonight. To make it up to you I will order the Nicklebards to play for you all evening long, featuring their songs "Something in Your Mooch", "How You Remind Moto" and finishing off with "Lullaby" (written by Mooch, he left a lot of poems behind).
Ossam Ossan
Lord Justice and Chief Torturer of Taselak

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Letter from Ossam Ossan   (28 days, 3 hours ago)
(Personal message to Joss Whyte)
As you recover from the previous night (or was it day? It's impossible to tell the time down there) the same man enters again but this time at the heels of a much more imposing, sexy and heroic looking fine example of Taselakian masculinity and heroism (sorry ladies, he's married to Taselak).

"Welcome! Welcome to the Dungeons of Taselak Resort & Spa! I hope you enjoyed your earlier entertainment and food, I was in Endelee so I hope that my assistant Mr. Cherry did his utmost to provide you with the finest the Dungeons of Taselak Resort & Spa has to offer here! If you have any questions or concerns feel free to yell them out down the hallway, someone will forward them to me. Enjoy your stay!"
Ossam Ossan
Lord Justice and Chief Torturer of Taselak
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Letter from a prisoner   (27 days, 11 hours ago)
Prisoner Balwijn has sent you a letter:

If you are going to torture me, be done with it.

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Visit   (29 days ago)
While you rot in your cell, Ossam Ossan, Lord Justice and Chief Torturer of Taselak, visits you and says:

As you sit in the cozy and welcoming dungeons of Taselak you are approached by a very strange looking man, dressed like a cross between a jester and a friendly innkeeper turned butler.

"Greetings Sir Balwijn! I bid thee welcome to the Royal Dungeons of Taselak! Are you by chance hungry or thirsty? We have some well aged Moto Vinegar or deWellian Water if you do not partake of alcoholic beverages. To start with we have some hand harvested hay which 9/10 horses in our stable have all given their approval of and provided a bit of salivating dressing. For the main course we have some quickly reheated free-range guaranteed organic llama or quickly reheated pizaz (not too be confused with pizza!). For desert we will skip right to the torture if you're feeling up for it.

You realize that a group of young male bards dressed in black shirts with spikey, blond and brown hair have entered while he is speaking and begun to play a song about "Someday". You fear this may be the band of bardic torturers you have heard about called the "Nickelbards".
You can reply by writing a letter.


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Letter from Ossam Ossan   (28 days, 4 hours ago)
(Personal message to Giulietta Mozzoni)
Lady Giulietta,

I apologize for my Dungeon Ambassador's mistake regarding your proper title. He shall be punished by having to sleep with the Motos tonight. To make it up to you I will order the Nicklebards to play for you all evening long, featuring their songs "Something in Your Mooch", "How You Remind Moto" and finishing off with "Lullaby" (written by Mooch, he left a lot of poems behind).
Ossam Ossan
Lord Justice and Chief Torturer of Taselak


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Visit   (27 days, 23 hours ago)
While you rot in your cell, Ossam Ossan, Lord Justice and Chief Torturer of Taselak, visits you and says:

As you recover from the previous night (or was it day? It's impossible to tell the time down there) the same man enters again but this time at the heels of a much more imposing, sexy and heroic looking fine example of Taselakian masculinity and heroism (sorry ladies, he's married to Taselak).

"Welcome! Welcome to the Dungeons of Taselak Resort & Spa! I hope you enjoyed your earlier entertainment and food, I was in Endelee so I hope that my assistant Mr. Cherry did his utmost to provide you with the finest the Dungeons of Taselak Resort & Spa has to offer here! If you have any questions or concerns feel free to yell them out down the hallway, someone will forward them to me. Enjoy your stay!"
You can reply by writing a letter.

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Visit   (27 days, 23 hours ago)
While you rot in your cell, Ossam Ossan, Lord Justice and Chief Torturer of Taselak, visits you and says:

As you sit in your luxurious cell a very strange looking man, dressed like a cross between a jester and a friendly innkeeper turned butler enters again but at the heels of a much more imposing, sexy and heroic looking fine example of Taselakian masculinity and heroism (sorry ladies, he's married to Taselak).

"Welcome! Welcome to the Dungeons of Taselak Resort & Spa! If you have any questions or concerns feel free to yell them out down the hallway, someone will forward them to me. Enjoy your stay!"

The strange man approaches you as the Lord Justice leaves. "Greetings Sir Willard, I bid thee welcome to the Royal Dungeons of Taselak! Are you by chance hungry or thirsty? We have some well aged Moto Vinegar or deWellian Water if you do not partake of alcoholic beverages. To start with we have some hand harvested hay which 9/10 horses in our stable have all given their approval of and provided a bit of salivating dressing. For the main course we have some quickly reheated free-range guaranteed organic llama or quickly reheated pizaz (not too be confused with pizza!). For desert we will skip right to the torture if you're feeling up for it."

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Visit   (27 days, 14 hours ago)
While you rot in your cell, Ossam Ossan, Lord Justice and Chief Torturer of Taselak, visits you and says:

A Moto bursts into your cell, runs over to you and taps you on the head saying "DUCK!" before running back out. Soon after you hear the sounds of cell doors slamming open, "DUCK!" and then being slammed closed again until you hear "GOOSE!". It seems that one of your fellow prisoners has been released.
You can reply by writing a letter.

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Visit   (27 days, 14 hours ago)
While you rot in your cell, Ossam Ossan, Lord Justice and Chief Torturer of Taselak, visits you and says:

You hear the sounds of cell doors slamming open, a Moto yelling out "DUCK!" and then being slammed closed again until you a Moto bursts into your cell and runs up to tap you on the head.

"GOOSE!"
You can reply by writing a letter.

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Visit   (27 days ago)
While you rot in your cell, Ossam Ossan, Lord Justice and Chief Torturer of Taselak, visits you and says:

The door to your slowly creaks cell open, the lights are extinguished, and the dungeon is unusually quiet. You hear the sounds of several footsteps, thick cologne and a short twang as a stringed instrument was accidentally bumped into. A sole torch is carried into the room by a Moto (ears stuffed with wax, but you can't see that), and the shiny blond hairdos of the Nicklebards sparkle in the light.

You try and curl up into a ball and plug your ears, but it's too late. I'm so sorry, so, so very sorry, but this wouldn't have happened if you'd joined Taselak.
You can reply by writing a letter.

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Roleplay from Ossam Ossan   (27 days ago)
(Personal message to Balwijn Cuvelier)
another Moto stuffs something dry into your mouth

Cause you look so much cuter with something in your mouth

Crafty little lip tricks
(the Moto kisses your forhead)

Tattoos on her left hip
(another Moto appears out of the darkness with a hot brand and stabs you with it somewhere in the general thigh area)

She bending as your spending
(you writhe in pain)

Theres no end to it so baby come on
(self explanatory)

Dressed up like a princess
(you awake later wearing a pink princess dress on top of your clothing)

Bettin' that her skin smells better
Than the scent of every flower in the desert come on
(doused in Taselakian perfumes and colognes)

Dirty little lady with the pretty pink garter
Every sugar lord hittin on her all night long
Doesn't care about the money she could be with anybody
Ain't it funny how the princess wanted you all along

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Roleplay from Ossam Ossan   (27 days ago)
(Personal message to Balwijn Cuvelier)
(You can choose what the tattoo looks like!)

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Letter from a prisoner   (26 days, 18 hours ago)
Prisoner Giulietta has sent you a letter:

Lord Justice Ossam,

Those Nickelbards are not very good, but you should come to Eledrir to hear my friends and I when we are drunk. Our name is Steel Maiden and you would enjoy our music.

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Letter from Ossam Ossan   (26 days, 14 hours ago)
(Personal message to Giulietta Mozzoni)
The Nicklebards are the finest bards in all of the land! They may sound strange at first as your barbaric ears are unaccustomed to our advancements in fine, modern music. I shall have them play for you all day today and tomorrow!
Ossam Ossan
Lord Justice and Chief Torturer of Taselak

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Visit   (24 days, 23 hours ago)
While you rot in your cell, Ossam Ossan, Lord Justice and Chief Torturer of Taselak, visits you and says:

You awoken, having had a very comfortable night's sleep in the comfiest chair you have ever sat on, surrounded by beautiful artwork and lullabied by the melodious tunes played by the Nicklebards.

Or at least that seems to be the case for your personally assigned 'Dungeon Ambassador' who is passed out on a chair in your cell. You're huddled in a corner, slowly rocking back and forth, not having slept a wink as the songs and music of the Nicklebards haunts you.

Funky little monkey, she's a twisted trickster
Everybody wants to be the sister's mister
Moto-Cola rollercoaster
Love her even though I'm not supposed to.

She keeps me up (I keep you up)
She keeps me up (I keep you up)
All night (All night)
All night (All night)
You can reply by writing a letter.

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Letter from a prisoner   (24 days, 12 hours ago)
Prisoner Giulietta has sent you a letter:

Lord Justice Ossam,

After too many days with these Nickelbards, I feel ready for a duet with them. We have prepared a song: How you release me. We will perform it for you tonight.

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Letter from Ossam Ossan   (24 days, 2 hours ago)
(Personal message to Giulietta Mozzoni)
That is wonderful news Giulietta! I look forward to this performance greatly!
Ossam Ossan
Lord Justice and Chief Torturer of Taselak


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Visit   (22 days, 23 hours ago)
While you rot in your cell, Ossam Ossan, Lord Justice and Chief Torturer of Taselak, visits you and says:

As you are brought to the dungeons in a fine Taselakian carriage, Lord Justice & First Torturer Ossam Ossan greets you with a big smile and an even bigger hug!

"Sir Maximus! Welcome back! We were so sad you had to leave after the customary 7 day visit, we are very pleased you have decided to stay with us for seven more! With the release of the others and Sir Willard buying his freedom with his remaining 6 gold he somehow still had the Nicklebards were afraid they'd have to go down to the Filthy Nipple for practice!".
You can reply by writing a letter.

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Visit   (22 days, 13 hours ago)
While you rot in your cell, Ossam Ossan, Lord Justice and Chief Torturer of Taselak, visits you and says:

You are returned to your old cell, which is exactly as you left it... except now it has some wilted flowers and a meal laid out of the "finest" tripe offered by Taselak. Your heart drops further and further as you listen to the Lord Justice drone excitedly on and on about all of the FUN! times you're going to have here when he is suddenly interrupted by a messenger.

You can pick out the exact moment on his face when his own heart drops, it seems you are to be released. You manage to persuade them to give you the supper to go on the road, and your heart feels with joy as you leave (only for it to be quickly squashed once the Nicklebards play you off).
You can reply by writing a letter.

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Out-of-Character from Maximus Penchant   (22 days, 12 hours ago)
Thank you.
<real name here>


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Letter from Ossam Ossan   (19 days ago)
Message sent to everyone in the region Taselak (66 recipients)
Ahhh! Welcome to Taselak warriors of Sandalak! Have you come to enjoy our Dungeon Resort & Spa? The Nicklebards are playing a new song inspired by the last sieges of Taselak, "If Today Was Your Last Day" tonight!
Ossam Ossan
Lord Justice and Chief Torturer of Taselak


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Trying to ditch my current religion because I don't really care about it and my character has some good IC reasons to have lost faith and join another one. Unfortunately the nearest temple is ~9 days away and it may be a while if I am ever near it again. I have messages the sole remaining elder asking to be kicked out but I have not received a reply. I am also in a guild who's only guildhouse is in Rettleville, which is kind of inaccessible.

Not that I expect this to be a priority or to happen soon, but it would be kind of handy.

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My adventurer has been having great difficulty being able to actually find monsters and undead even when there are lots of them around. As such she has been unable to actually make money to buy gear, and I suspect this may be why she can't find any monsters despite still gaining experience. This has made her nearly unplayable. My previous advie had no such issues before he died.

Is there a way I can fix this or should I just retire her and make a new one?

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