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Roleplaying / Re: Through Night and Blood - the epic of Amyclas Lacedaemon
« on: November 23, 2013, 05:43:44 PM »
"Captain Sieger's Mystery Meat for the hungry beSieged." Read a Banner strewn across the eastern wall facing the city. Lord Amyclas had moved "Spa Nebel", the nickname for his mobile Command Post, which still traveled with his giant bath tub that he was fond of holidaying in, to within the battlements and towers of the eastern wall. While the marshal lay curled up in his tub supposedly napping until the fighting started, the men had started a small tavern within the walls: complete with multiple stills and a sausage manufactory that ran on rat-catching hunting parties, and meats found from other sources best not mentioned.
By Amyclas' orders, the women who came in were to be treated as Lurian. And many of them were fine, well kept Lurian women - clean, soft and nice-smelling. The poor and undesirables had died by the droves. Many of the local men were killed in recent unrests, and those men that weren't were often pre-emptively beaten and abused by soldiers playing at enforcing civil law. No rape or sexual exploitation of the women was permitted. But many of the women groped and poked the soldiers anyway, both genders grasping at last pleasures and moments of comfort before they faced death. The soldiers were generous with the sausages. And the women who came in gladly swallowed them.
Outside, the streets reeked with the stench of the dead...
Meanwhile, Amyclas paces up and down in his chamber, it had been a long day of staring at maps, reading reports and sending letters. He needed some amusement before he tried to get himself killed again. He gets a scribe to send out the following letter to everyone:
You are all hereby invited to Spa Nebel at Port Nebel's Eastern Outer Walls, 3rd Turret, Top Floor Penthouse for a cocktail party. You will dine on the finest cuisine Port Nebel has left to offer. We will be serving only the strongest home-made liquors matched with the city-wide hit, "Captain Sieger's Mystery Meat" sausages, made from only the freshest mystery meat and top-quality sawdust. While you are here, you can also:
- Enjoy paranomic views of the D'haran camp from the turret battlements.
- Experience the ultimate relief in the cleanest stone built arrow-slit toilets.
- Take a bath with the youngest, and most good looking marshal in the realm.
Hesitate no further, come down to Spa Nebel today, and experience THE party that Luria will be remembered for till the end of time.
By Amyclas' orders, the women who came in were to be treated as Lurian. And many of them were fine, well kept Lurian women - clean, soft and nice-smelling. The poor and undesirables had died by the droves. Many of the local men were killed in recent unrests, and those men that weren't were often pre-emptively beaten and abused by soldiers playing at enforcing civil law. No rape or sexual exploitation of the women was permitted. But many of the women groped and poked the soldiers anyway, both genders grasping at last pleasures and moments of comfort before they faced death. The soldiers were generous with the sausages. And the women who came in gladly swallowed them.
Outside, the streets reeked with the stench of the dead...
Meanwhile, Amyclas paces up and down in his chamber, it had been a long day of staring at maps, reading reports and sending letters. He needed some amusement before he tried to get himself killed again. He gets a scribe to send out the following letter to everyone:
You are all hereby invited to Spa Nebel at Port Nebel's Eastern Outer Walls, 3rd Turret, Top Floor Penthouse for a cocktail party. You will dine on the finest cuisine Port Nebel has left to offer. We will be serving only the strongest home-made liquors matched with the city-wide hit, "Captain Sieger's Mystery Meat" sausages, made from only the freshest mystery meat and top-quality sawdust. While you are here, you can also:
- Enjoy paranomic views of the D'haran camp from the turret battlements.
- Experience the ultimate relief in the cleanest stone built arrow-slit toilets.
- Take a bath with the youngest, and most good looking marshal in the realm.
Hesitate no further, come down to Spa Nebel today, and experience THE party that Luria will be remembered for till the end of time.
