Author Topic: If the current war was a bar fight...  (Read 9979 times)

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Re: If the current war was a bar fight...
« Topic Start: August 11, 2011, 11:31:40 AM »
Morek and Astrum are in a Karaoke bar, singing "Happy together"
The Springdale posse enters the bar. The leader, Neel, screams "I hate this song!"
Unexpectedly, everyone else in Springdale starts dancing. Neel leaves.
Some people exit the bar and go to Terran. Soon, we hear singing coming from there too.
Aquilegia tries to start its own song. Everybody shuts them down.
Corsanctum and Darfix delay a bit and sing in canon.
Thulsoma tries to stop the singing by blowing in a vuvuzela. This makes the singers angry, and they sing louder. They break the vuvuzela.
Averoth brings out a second one, it's broken too.
Caerwyn and Madina bring their own choir and start singing something else. Turns out they can't sing. They end up background noise.
In fact, Madina and Pian en Luries, which has been sitting in its own corner, start tapping their feet to the song.
Allison the barmaid announces free Kool-aid for everyone.
You feel thirsty.
After all it's a roleplaying game.