Shortly thereafter I came up with another short bit involving the Cult of Spam. Mind you, this is intended for Warhammer 40k fans, so some of the references may not make sense, both in this post and the one above. Here you go:
"Sir, we're running out of pigs to appease the Fluff God! What should we do?"
Arch-Bacon of Swine Alexandros Gustav thought upon this. Then he motioned to Thrice-Hammed of the Glazed Navy Adolphus Fidelés and said, "Are you sure? I thought we had pigs coming from 12 different planets. You mean to say that those planets have no more left?"
"Yes, mi'lord. Even Pork Chops is having trouble meeting the quotas. Is there anything we can do?"
Alexandros stood there for a moment and thought for a couple minutes before saying, "If they do not bring us swine, we shall have them genetically engineered into replacements. If they resist, Haminatus to them all. Now go, and take your fleet to those worlds and deliver this message and perhaps a show of force."
With that, Adolphus made the sign of the cloven foot and left, rushing to his flagship, the Bacon 'n Bits.
As soon as Adolphus had left, Alexandros began to morph, changing from a fat, bald man into a vague black shadow. He then spoke into a communications device, saying quietly, "It is done, sir. The Empire of Swine will soon destroy itself, and we will take these worlds back for the Imperium."
