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Glaumring the Fox

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Re: Sanguis Astroism
« Reply #1020: May 26, 2012, 01:58:32 PM »
I escaped, they tried to tie me up. I jump kicked a guy in the face, grabbed a dagger and stabbed a Kabrinskian in the face. And then jumped out a 25 story window and slid down a ship sail with my dagger. The dastardly Kabrinskians came at me with swords, but I found a torch and fought off like 25 bumbling guards and started a fire. While fire was raging I grabbed a Golden Farrow maiden and started making out with her while fighting through the streets. Jumped on a horse and made a long speech to the peasants of Golden Farrow and then made off into the night and hid in the swamps and the local peasantry of Kabrinskia took care of me and told of how they yearned to join Asylon and be free... Huzzahhh!
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