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Velax

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Cathay takes a new direction?
« Topic Start: October 30, 2011, 06:37:16 AM »
I found these amusing. Signpost upon entering Cathay:

"The Kingdom of Cathay

Anatole betrayed these lands
Cathay was betrayed and destroyed by those who swore an oath to defend her
Anatole is a coward that lost his bid for the Cathay throne in a fair election,
"

And Cathay's realm description:

"Cathay has been betrayed in a most hideous way by he who was charged with her protection, Anatole through lies and deceit born out of greed and personal desires thwarted the wills of Cathay Nobles. Anatole lost a fair election for the Cathay throne, then he through lies and deceit stole away Cathay lands and Nobles to serve under his self created crown.
Anatole has no honor, while serving as Cathays General he attacked all of its southern neighbors provoking them into battles
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Bitterness leads to the Dark Side, young padawan!

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Re: Cathay takes a new direction?
« Reply #1: October 30, 2011, 11:34:30 AM »
Bitterness leads to the Dark Side, young padawan!

Everyone knows a Sith is much more powerful than even your average Jedi Master.
What is Freedom? - ye can tell; That which slavery is, too well; For its very name has grown; To an echo of your own

T'is to work and have such pay; As just keeps life from day to day; In your limbs, as in a cell; For the tyrants' use to dwell

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Re: Cathay takes a new direction?
« Reply #2: October 30, 2011, 12:09:27 PM »
I found these amusing.

As did I. That's actually a really nice method of propaganda too. Nice one, Cathay :D

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Re: Cathay takes a new direction?
« Reply #3: October 30, 2011, 12:11:25 PM »
It really translates to: They stole my candy! Come to the Dark Side; we have cookies!