== Abbot's favourite leg ==
Abbot wakes up in his healers tent in Luganun.
He quickly recognizes his healers and immediately asks them to pass his letters.
The healers directly put him down again and fill his mouth with rum.
"You'll need this, trust me"
The somewhat worried healer says.
Abbot gorgels and spits out the rum until he comes to it's senses, raises his eye brows and seizes the bottle form his healer to finish it that very instant.
"Ahhh! i feel much better, now let me get out."
The healers gulp and look woryful at each other before looking back at Abbot.
"Sir, we where about to take your leg sir..."
Abbot chokes and sputters from rum.
"WHAT!"
"eeh, your leg sir, it's infected, where worried the infection might spread. the leg. it has to come off."
"The monsters got you pretty bad, your lucky to be alive."
The other healer says.
"But this is me favourite one!
Abbot says surprised.
"Yes sir but we have no choice, it's either live without the leg or die."
Abbot frowns and scratches his beard.
"Well... if ye have too... don't keep me waiting will ye?! go on with it!"
The healers pause for a minute and than anxiously grab the saw.
They suspected the man to be unconcious, they never mentally prepared them selves for him to be awake under the amputation.
"Aye! what are ye doing?! "
The healers look at each other and one of them wants to answer but Abbot already interrupts them.
"Did you really think only one bottle would suffice? come on! don't stand there, get me another Gardens finest!"
Abbot sighs.
"why can't no one get anything done properly around here... bunch of pansies..."
