Luria

[Woelfy]

So... How to be a good wedding crasher?

We do need sacrifices for covering the aisle. You're welcome to volunteer.

[Lorgan]

This is turning out to be one wimpy wedding.

[Woelfy]

* Woelfy slaps lorgan, again.

You shush. When you find a bride, you can have all the fire and burning you want. This one is going to be a flood of blood.

[Stabbity]

This is turning out to be one wimpy wedding.

You're welcome to throw yourself on a pyre at the wedding

[egamma]

So... How to be a good wedding crasher?

Actually, they invited us. However, I think the [suspicious]random chance to capture enemy nobles in your regions[/suspicious] is probably the real reason.

[Woelfy]

An invitation was sent out. True. Only if all arms would be laid down by any of the visiting D'Harans though.

And yup. Capturing a few D'Harans for Balint's dungeon would've been awesome.

[Arundel]

You're welcome to throw yourself on a pyre at the wedding

Observes Lorgan's dead body in the fire

I guess this one... was just another Pyrist. 

Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!

[Woelfy]

Lorgan has failed to even arrive on time for the ceremony. Well done old chum!

[Stabbity]

Lorgan has failed to even arrive on time for the ceremony. Well done old chum!

A Solarian wedding reception with fewer than three executions is considered a dull affair I hear.

[Woelfy]

A Solarian wedding reception with fewer than three executions is considered a dull affair I hear.

A Solarian wedding with fewer than three executions is a peasants wedding, geesh. Also, congratulations Stabbity!

[Solari]

Step 1:


Step 2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H91rPIq2mN4

IC reason: the Empire is as much Malus' baby as it is Kamron's. It was on life support the last few weeks.
OOC reason: if Lurians are going to constantly plot against each other, we might as well enjoy the convenience of being in the same realm to do it.

[Lorgan]

IC reason: the Empire is as much Malus' baby as it is Kamron's. It was on life support the last few weeks.

That's funny coz Kamron has pretty much abandoned it. xD

[egamma]

I wonder how much they will have to reduce their tax rates with the larger realm?

[Solari]

I wonder how much they will have to reduce their tax rates with the larger realm?

A bit, to be sure. It's been communicated.

[Lorgan]

I'm not lowering my taxes! Damn Solarians.