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« Reply #30: November 29, 2012, 11:57:14 AM »
Shinnen Purlieus, a key region of Luria Vesperi has been taken over by Luria Nova.

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« Reply #31: November 29, 2012, 12:13:28 PM »
The Fissoan Privateers successfully landed in Panafau with a considerable force, the defending forces where overwhelmed.
Reports go of pillaging taking place in the region.
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« Reply #32: November 30, 2012, 01:03:40 AM »
The Fissoan Privateers successfully landed in Panafau with a considerable force, the defending forces where overwhelmed.
Reports go of pillaging taking place in the region.

The Fissoan Privateers successfully landed in Panafau with a considerable force, the defending forces where overwhelmed.
Reports go of pillaging taking place in the area, though Falkirk nobles rally in defense of their main food producing regions.

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« Reply #33: November 30, 2012, 02:50:49 AM »
The glorious armies of Luria Nova have defeated the Vesperian forces on every turn, annihilating their armies and taking the outskirts of their capital while beating back a minor D'Haran raid. After a little plundering, the peasants quickly came to see the good side of it all and decided to return to the fold as the Vesperians turned to starvation as a last resort to get rid of their victorious enemies, thinking we couldn't fight on empty stomachs but not counting on our extensive ale supply.

Despite the slight lack of food, it gives a great feeling to stand on the walls of Shinnen Purlieus and watch the cursed Bipel trapped in his castle. Like a rat in a trap. That he devised.

He will not burn. The cursed one will drown and sink to his cold, moist grave while his arrogant false sense of power burns to ashes.

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High Commander of Luria Nova


There we go, you accept a little propaganda right? :)

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« Reply #34: November 30, 2012, 03:49:48 AM »
There we go, you accept a little propaganda right? :)
You should see some posted on the Atamara one, so yes propaganda is allowed.

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« Reply #35: December 03, 2012, 03:09:55 PM »
I encourage it!

and thanks!

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« Reply #36: December 10, 2012, 12:56:52 PM »
The city of Golden Farrow has seceded to form a new realm over the ashes of the theocracy of Kabrinskia. To many's surprise, while the new realm's sole religion will be Sanguis Astroism, it will not be a theocracy like its predecessor and its parent realm but will rather be a republic, as the first realm based in Golden Farrow used to be. This will be the first republic to spawn from a northern realm, all others being the children of the destroyed Madina or the fruit of rebellions in the South.

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« Reply #37: December 10, 2012, 01:21:28 PM »
*sigh*

Time to kill it and try again...
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« Reply #38: December 10, 2012, 01:53:13 PM »
*sigh*

Time to kill it and try again...

Not until you deal with atheist Aurvandil first!

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« Reply #39: December 10, 2012, 03:00:32 PM »
thank you!

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« Reply #40: December 11, 2012, 03:54:09 AM »
Chief Magistrate Gustav Kuriga has accepted King Turin's challenge for a duel, the date of which being set for just after winter ends.

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« Reply #41: December 12, 2012, 07:06:26 PM »
thank you!

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« Reply #42: December 14, 2012, 03:33:12 PM »
Someone post some more obvious propaganda please!

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« Reply #43: December 17, 2012, 07:13:08 AM »
Someone post some more obvious propaganda please!

Unconfirmed reports are coming in of Aurvandil beating up peasant children and raping animals. The bloodstars theocracies at first declare this a religious issue, and then bicker about the issue, and then resolve to declare war officially while unofficially sitting in their towers drinking wine, staring at stars, and collecting gold. (It is truly a wonder Allison can manipulate so many predictable people.) In the South, the Luria's decide nothing, and then begin to fight about why they decided nothing. A war breaks out, rebellion cripples one of the realms, and it is reformed and named: 'New Luria, the second coming of incompetence'. The Grand Duchy of Fissoa is quick to distance themselves from this empire. Meanwhile, the Veinsormoot immediately stakes claim at being the first coming of incompetence, and the continent agrees that only the 'moot is fit to hold a title of such disorganization. To celebrate, they all decide to go on kamikaze missions against vastly superior foes. All the while, said foes have been building a massive army which to soundly defeat their inferior enemies. It is the classic battle: The strong, mean monarchy vs. the large, lazy bureaucracies. They lock in a stalemate until the Zuma comes in and crushes them all in a thrilling, yet disconcerting, prelude to the Zombie Apocalypse.

Then everybody puts down the new book called "Inception 2: A Realistic Battlemaster Timeline".

P.S. All of the above was fake.

P.P.S. This is propaganda for the Zuma, laying out the silly human realms for what they are while also belying the great Zuma strength at the end.
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« Reply #44: December 18, 2012, 04:01:42 PM »
love it!