Someone post some more obvious propaganda please!
Unconfirmed reports are coming in of Aurvandil beating up peasant children and raping animals. The bloodstars theocracies at first declare this a religious issue, and then bicker about the issue, and then resolve to declare war officially while unofficially sitting in their towers drinking wine, staring at stars, and collecting gold. (It is truly a wonder Allison can manipulate so many predictable people.) In the South, the Luria's decide nothing, and then begin to fight about why they decided nothing. A war breaks out, rebellion cripples one of the realms, and it is reformed and named: 'New Luria, the second coming of incompetence'. The Grand Duchy of Fissoa is quick to distance themselves from this empire. Meanwhile, the Veinsormoot immediately stakes claim at being the first coming of incompetence, and the continent agrees that only the 'moot is fit to hold a title of such disorganization. To celebrate, they all decide to go on kamikaze missions against vastly superior foes. All the while, said foes have been building a massive army which to soundly defeat their inferior enemies. It is the classic battle: The strong, mean monarchy vs. the large, lazy bureaucracies. They lock in a stalemate until the Zuma comes in and crushes them all in a thrilling, yet disconcerting, prelude to the Zombie Apocalypse.
Then everybody puts down the new book called "Inception 2: A Realistic Battlemaster Timeline".
P.S. All of the above was fake.
P.P.S. This is propaganda for the Zuma, laying out the silly human realms for what they are while also belying the great Zuma strength at the end.
