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This started here: http://forum.battlemaster.org/index.php/topic,3381.msg81445.html#msg81445
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An Aurvandilian, an Astroist, and a Zuma
....walk into a bar....
The three of them go up to the bartender.
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The bartender asks,


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The bartender asks,

"Since when do you two guys hang out with the spawn of the demons?"
After all it's a roleplaying game.

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The zuma drools slightly on the bar as he leans forth to inspect the bar tender after which he asks:

"Gharghrl wgharh, durka durka?"
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"Since when do you two guys hang out with the spawn of the demons?"

And the Zuma says, "Nah, these Aurvandilians aren't so bad."

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I'd have to say Velax got that one right on the head of the nail.

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haha indeed
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I was expecting this thread to either die young or go pages in a tantric display of delaying the punchline no one could come up with. huh
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This started here: http://forum.battlemaster.org/index.php/topic,3381.msg81445.html#msg81445
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....walk into a bar....

The three of them go up to the bartender.

What is Allison doing in a bar? :p
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