Just saw this topic when I was browsing a bit through the forum, to see what I've missed in my 'cold turkey' years. You guys all started so old. I'm pretty sure I was 12 when I first started playing BM, 23 now though. And I only added "Ibladesh" to my vocabulary a lot later I guess...sorry Fleugs!
You would have been bullied mercilessly on the playground in second grade.