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[Velax]

Cathay aren't "handled". Hurt, perhaps, but not handled.

[Indirik]

^{Also wtf: this thread's icon is a cellphone?}

I started the thread with a post from my phone, using the WAP2 version of the forum. The icon for posting via that method is always a cell phone.

[Scarlett]

It's because Velax and I are hanging out in Fiji, conspiring together via cell phone to keep the whole island at war for as long as possible.

[Shizzle]

Hehe

[Velax]

Jeez, stop giving away our secrets. *muffled in the background* "More mohitos for everyone!"

[Scarlett]

It's 'mojitos,' you ignorant clod.

And they let you rule an Empire.

[Leon]

I always thought it was Mohito too

[Velax]

My mohitos come from Cuba, thank you.

The drink is also spelled Mohito and Moxito in certain cultural areas of Cuba."

[Scarlett]

 

I forgot the Cuban house of de Vere.

[Stabbity]

Mojitos? Are Velax and Galiard going to start riding a giant talking wolf, munching cookies and hug tackling each other?

[Scarlett]

Mojitos? Are Velax and Galiard going to start riding a giant talking wolf, munching cookies and hug tackling each other?

If they did, you better watch the eff out.

[Velax]

It's a giant talking tiger. Get it right.

[Scarlett]

Velax & Galiard on a Giant Tiger
Cavalry?
Number of men: 2 (3, counting Dodd)
Cohesion: 5% (frequent arguing about Tiger direction)
Combat Strength: 5,000 CS (most of it is the tiger)
Weapons: 100% (Jaws of Verbosity)
Armor: 10% (whatever, it's a tiger)
Training: 100%
Captain: Tiger (+all the things)
Encounter Setting: grrr
Deployment formation: clusterf*ck
Designation: awesome
Provisions: tiger treats (for tiger), scotch (for Galiard), Emperor's Mallet (for Velax)

[Antonine]

[Bendix]

"Deployment formation: clusterf*ck"

This should be an option for all units in game.