A Revolution in BM Gameplay, and online gaming in general

[Tom]

Go here first:

http://h.battlemaster.org

Then come back and read the next post.

[Tom]

Ok, so what is that that you've seen?

It is a totally revolutionary gaming concept: Homeopathic BattleMaster.

As with the successfull and popular homeopathic medicine, I have taken the entire BattleMaster code, and dissolved it into several megabytes of spaces, the digital equivalent of water.
Then, I have taken one random character from that total, and again dissolved it into several megabytes of spaces.
And then, I've repeated that procedure about 20 times.

And the final character taken from the final solution is at that domain.

Like homeopathic medicine, it follows the "like treats like" principle. So if you are addicted to BattleMaster and just can't get enough of it, that page will help you relax and calm down and - most importantly - get your fix of BM in a healthy, organic and environment-friendly way.

Also, it is patented and will cost three times as much as BattleMaster does.

[Tom]

WTF ?

Or: "But it isn't April 1st!"

No.

But it apparently is World Homeopathy Day, and if that isn't just like April 1st, then I don't know what is.



Would Blizzard sue me if I posted a homeopathic version of WoW ?

[Phellan]

I really got my Battle Master Fix there Tom.   I really appreciate that.

I can feel it working already, it just soothes my soul.   

It feels sweet, and sugary. . oh wait.   Hold on.  Maybe that's the placebo.   DAMNIT.

[Gloria]

I loved the concept.  It totally works.  Every elf in Sirion should use homeopathic Battlemaster while the Westmoorians and Perdanese poison themselves with the allopathic version. 

[loren]

The character you got was a single space?! What are the odds, clearly the hand of the divine was trying to tell us to empty ourselves of all reason and doubt.

[Solari]

I was so confused.

[Miriam Ics]

This might work.

[Ender]

But...there's nothing there...

[Lorgan]

More! GIVE ME MOAR!

*clicks on the link exorbitantly*

[Draco Tanos]

But...there's nothing there...

Same.  Simple white page.

In which case, I agree.  Let the "elves" use that.

[Tom]

Same.  Simple white page.

I should dual-market it. As both homeopathic and zen. ;-)

[Chenier]

Finally, a GUI I can use at work or school!

[Perth]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbaL2bnQcSo

[Astinus]

it's a blank page for me