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Re: Dwilight Politics for Five Year Olds
« Reply #45: May 13, 2013, 09:55:45 PM »
Phantaria: You're dead meat, Terran!
Vellos: You can hit Terran if you want to, but the Teacher's gonna see and you'll get in trouble. Or you can just leave Terran alone and I'll go play someplace else.
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Re: Dwilight Politics for Five Year Olds
« Reply #46: May 13, 2013, 10:18:28 PM »
Vellos: This is my cookie jar, you can't have it. If you try and get a cookie from it I'll have Teacher put you in time out!
Gustav: That cookie jar belongs to Phantaria, you're just trying to get us in trouble!
Phantaria: We want our cookie jar back! *shoves at Terran*
Church: We want to help Terran! *mirror reflection of self speaks* No, we want to stay out of secular conflicts! *Begins fighting with itself.*

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Re: Dwilight Politics for Five Year Olds
« Reply #47: May 13, 2013, 10:20:40 PM »
The original post was funny, the rest is mostly just trolling...

Pretty sure the OP was also trolling. I mean, look at the title of the thread. It is designed to be provocative.

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Re: Dwilight Politics for Five Year Olds
« Reply #48: May 13, 2013, 10:52:31 PM »
Saffalore: D'Hara, why are you hitting me? I thought we were friends!
D'Hara: How come you're called Saffalore and you're not in Saffalore?
Farronites: Stop talking & keep hitting him... right in the Chesney.

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Re: Dwilight Politics for Five Year Olds
« Reply #49: May 13, 2013, 11:55:50 PM »
Pretty sure the OP was also trolling. I mean, look at the title of the thread. It is designed to be provocative.

No, a fun new perspective was my goal. Not just making fools out of other realms/characters. Simplifying things, if you will :)

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Re: Dwilight Politics for Five Year Olds
« Reply #50: May 20, 2013, 10:05:53 AM »
Alright I've got one. It goes back a bit.

Iashalur: Hey Astrum, Morek, Corsanctum, Kabrinskia lets start a super secret club!

Astrum: Awesome what do we call it!

Iashalur: The Northern Astroist Federation and only the cool kids are allowed in.

Morek: Yeah that's great! No nerds and weirdos like Averoth and Caerwyn. I'm so glad we beat them up and made them move away.

Kabrinskia: Huh? Oh yeah that's fine sorry I was busy looking at myself in a mirror.

Astrum: Alright then its settled lets meet in a clubhouse every week.

*Two weeks later*

Astrum: I'm bored.

Iashalur: Me too, wanna go across town across town and pick a fight with that Aurvandil kid.

Astrum: Nah you go ahead.

Morek: Let us know how that goes.

Iashalur: I got to his house then my bike got stolen and I had to walk home.

Kabrisnkia shows up wearing goth clothes and makeup

Farronite Republic: Listen guys I'm sick of this club its so conformist. I changed my name and I'm not in the club anymore.

Astrum: No one cares.

Morek: NBD

Corsanctum has fallen asleep and is busy sucking his thumb.

Farronite Republic: By the way I'm still going to hang out with you guys all the time.

Iashalur: NO! YOU'RE RUINING OUR CLUB!!!

Farronite Republic: What are you gonna do about it?

Iashalur: Hump

*several weeks later*

Iashalur shows up wearing a bunch of expensive designer clothes.

Niselur: Hey guys guess what I've started taking that Libero Empire guy's lunch money. BTW my new nickname is Niselur I really want that one to stick.

Astrum: Sure whatever.

Morek: So is this still a club?

Corsanctum: Five more minutes...

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Re: Dwilight Politics for Five Year Olds
« Reply #51: May 20, 2013, 10:58:37 AM »
Excellent!

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Re: Dwilight Politics for Five Year Olds
« Reply #52: May 20, 2013, 02:16:13 PM »
It was Allison that got the Federation rolling! 
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Re: Dwilight Politics for Five Year Olds
« Reply #53: May 20, 2013, 03:21:53 PM »
Great.... something else we have to blame Allison for...  >:(
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Re: Dwilight Politics for Five Year Olds
« Reply #54: May 20, 2013, 04:23:26 PM »
It was supposed to be just Astrum and Kabrinskia but somehow everyone else got lumped in.
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Re: Dwilight Politics for Five Year Olds
« Reply #55: May 20, 2013, 08:13:24 PM »
It was Allison that got the Federation rolling!

Did not remember that.

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Re: Dwilight Politics for Five Year Olds
« Reply #56: May 20, 2013, 11:53:23 PM »
Allison had offered Astrum a deal. She turns the realm over to a popular Astrum noble (Geronus) to get Astrum and Kabrinskia to form a federation. At the same time negotiate peace with Terran where she stepped down and they let the northern realms take Itau
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Re: Dwilight Politics for Five Year Olds
« Reply #57: May 21, 2013, 03:22:29 AM »
Allison had offered Astrum a deal. She turns the realm over to a popular Astrum noble (Geronus) to get Astrum and Kabrinskia to form a federation. At the same time negotiate peace with Terran where she stepped down and they let the northern realms take Itau

Now that's interesting.

I never did get the full story on Allison's offer to step down.
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Re: Dwilight Politics for Five Year Olds
« Reply #58: June 01, 2013, 05:29:10 PM »
Election times are back again and I thought I'd dig up this oldie from the last round...

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PIERRE uses BLOODSTARS...but the hit is unable to disrupt RYNN'S concentration.

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JEVONDAIR has WON the match!

JEVONDAIR WINS the PRIME MINISTER BADGE!

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Re: Dwilight Politics for Five Year Olds
« Reply #59: June 02, 2013, 03:48:01 AM »
Is anyone even publicly running yet...?
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