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Tiridia

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BM specific jokes
« Topic Start: June 27, 2013, 10:17:57 PM »
Q: What does it take to make a Lurian nice?

A: A journey to the other end of the continent.
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Re: BM specific jokes
« Reply #1: June 27, 2013, 11:18:25 PM »
Quote from: Tiridia on June 27, 2013, 10:17:57 PM
Q: What does it take to make a Lurian nice?

A: A journey to the other end of the continent.

Wrong.

A: Malus looking at you.
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Re: BM specific jokes
« Reply #2: June 28, 2013, 01:39:26 AM »
A classic: http://wiki.battlemaster.org/wiki/Too_Much_BattleMaster

You could probably find links to other humorous pages here: http://wiki.battlemaster.org/wiki/Miscellaneous
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« Reply #3: June 28, 2013, 02:12:59 AM »
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Re: BM specific jokes
« Reply #4: June 28, 2013, 03:21:14 AM »
How many Astroists does it take to change a lightbulb?

What's a lightbulb?
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Re: BM specific jokes
« Reply #5: June 28, 2013, 03:52:12 AM »
Quote from: Dishman on June 28, 2013, 03:21:14 AM
How many Astroists does it take to change a lightbulb?

What's a lightbulb?

I think the correct form of that response must be read in the voice (or at least accent) of Groucho Marx:

"What's a lightbulb, it's the 13th century!"
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Re: BM specific jokes
« Reply #6: June 28, 2013, 05:23:56 AM »
Quote from: Dante Silverfire on June 27, 2013, 11:18:25 PM
Wrong.

A: Malus looking at you.

The original is just a silly word play with the realm names.
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Re: BM specific jokes
« Reply #7: June 28, 2013, 08:14:06 PM »
Why are Oritolonians so dim?

The realm is full of Knights! (Wakka Wakka Wakka)
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