Today the Mighty Cagilan army bravely fought a herd of cattle. Over 2000 men joined in the assault; Locals report that a furious battle must have taken place as most of the cattle are still alive.
In other news The Great Dictator has ordered posters to be put up to teach the Caligians the local wildlife.
(I take no liablity for spelling errors; I can't spell for toffee)
I was hoping someone would post this. I laughed my rear off when I saw it.
