LOL, that's what MI is for. Enough range to not smell monsters' breathe, a fierce hand-to-hand looking to silence any accusing comment about one's manhood.
And if you can't choose if you want whether a republic or a monarchy, you can be like D'Hara and have both of them! 
Indeed, I get the vanity title, and can wash off all responsbilities for anything that goes wrong! Hurray!
