Author Topic: Shortage of Fine Ladies in Eponllyn  (Read 1971 times)

Zakilevo

  • Guest
Shortage of Fine Ladies in Eponllyn
« Topic Start: September 17, 2014, 10:00:58 PM »
Quote
Roleplay from Wynzverg D. Lapallanch   (15 hours, 19 minutes ago)
Message sent to everyone in your realm (25 recipients)
While looting one of minor aristocrat's mansion, Wynzverg found a beautiful brooch called 'Brilliant Brooch'.

"Sir, it looks like the owner of this mansion's heirloom."

"Indeed Konrad. I might actually give this to one of Eponllyn's young ladies. Who knows, I might find myself a wife."

"Sir, I hate to remind you this but Eponllyn only has old ladies. I believe the youngest one is at her 50s."

"Uh... does that mean I will never find a suitable lady to marry within our fair kingdom?"

"Unfortunately... no."

"This is a serious issue! I must talk to our king!"

"I doubt even his majesty can just create a woman out of nothing."

Can we please get some young ladies in Eponllyn? We only have grannies!

Anaris

  • Administrator
  • Exalted Emperor
  • *
  • Posts: 8525
    • View Profile
Re: Shortage of Fine Ladies in Eponllyn
« Reply #1: September 17, 2014, 10:07:04 PM »
This looks like a job for....Pygmalion!
Timothy Collett

"The only thing you can't trade for your heart's desire...is your heart." "You are what you do.  Choose again, and change." "One of these days, someone's gonna plug you, and you're going to die saying, 'What did I say? What did I say?'"  ~ Miles Naismith Vorkosigan

Thehatter

  • Guest
Re: Shortage of Fine Ladies in Eponllyn
« Reply #2: September 19, 2014, 01:01:13 AM »
You can leave them to the handsome Gaston! He Will charm the old biddies.