"The Unholy Legions of Armok assaulted Cagil today as Six-Hundred-Sixty-Six Zombie Were-Honey Badgers descended upon the populace, spreading pestilential death upon all in their ravenous wake. Hundreds of peasants are reported missing, two Cagilan nobles have begun their transformation into were-beasts, and the Empire lies in ruin."
What a !@#$in' fitting end to an era, man...
