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Rogues vs Cagil
« Topic Start: December 16, 2015, 10:45:36 PM »
So what's happening in Cagil? There are reports of hundreds of rogues attacking the city across multiple turns.
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Re: Rogues vs Cagil
« Reply #1: December 16, 2015, 11:02:57 PM »
Mostly this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyixC9NsLI

Specifically, 666 raging ones.
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Re: Rogues vs Cagil
« Reply #2: December 17, 2015, 12:19:23 AM »
Srsly?
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Re: Rogues vs Cagil
« Reply #3: December 17, 2015, 12:24:37 AM »
It was only a matter of time.
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Re: Rogues vs Cagil
« Reply #4: December 17, 2015, 01:49:01 AM »
Yep. A horde of 666 Raging Badgers.

I suspect they are honey badgers. No idea where they are coming from, I think the 'gods' are having a lark :p
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Re: Rogues vs Cagil
« Reply #5: December 17, 2015, 02:04:27 AM »
Gods damn it, Armok! Why have you done this!
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Re: Rogues vs Cagil
« Reply #6: December 17, 2015, 02:38:13 AM »
If it was the work of Armok they would be were-badgers at the very least. More likely some sort of acid spitting were-badger-man of FUN!
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Re: Rogues vs Cagil
« Reply #7: December 18, 2015, 12:01:06 AM »
Oh man that is RICH.

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Re: Rogues vs Cagil
« Reply #8: December 18, 2015, 03:02:36 AM »
I was taken by surprise, I moved to Cagil to get away from the undead rogues as all I had was a cheap unit of crappy peasants with sticks.

Who were then torn apart by surprise badger buttsex.
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Re: Rogues vs Cagil
« Reply #9: December 18, 2015, 03:03:31 AM »
"The Unholy Legions of Armok assaulted Cagil today as Six-Hundred-Sixty-Six Zombie Were-Honey Badgers descended upon the populace, spreading pestilential death upon all in their ravenous wake. Hundreds of peasants are reported missing, two Cagilan nobles have begun their transformation into were-beasts, and the Empire lies in ruin."

What a !@#$in' fitting end to an era, man...
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Re: Rogues vs Cagil
« Reply #10: December 18, 2015, 03:04:59 AM »
I dunno, if we all turned into were-beasts we could have an even more powerful Empire. Rule ALL of Atamara! MWHA WHA HA A!
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Re: Rogues vs Cagil
« Reply #11: December 18, 2015, 03:37:22 AM »
...And then, infect the other continents as we flee the floods.

"A migrant wave of were-Cagilans has appeared!"
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Re: Rogues vs Cagil
« Reply #12: December 18, 2015, 03:47:00 AM »
...And then, infect the other continents as we flee the floods.

"A migrant wave of were-Cagilans has appeared!"

That Dwarf Fortress reference tho.

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Re: Rogues vs Cagil
« Reply #13: December 18, 2015, 04:33:29 AM »
As long as their king doesn't start demanding a slade bed, we'll be OK.
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Re: Rogues vs Cagil
« Reply #14: December 18, 2015, 05:04:11 AM »
But he has banned the exportation of alder chairs . We don't have any alder and don't make any wooden chairs, but he has banned it regardless.

Perhaps it's time the pull the lever in his room.
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