Psst! More advertising JV.*cough, cough*
Riches beyond imagination, constant strife! Internal and external conflicts! Internal and external bleeding! Mystical cult or evil cult? Or mystical evil cult even? (try reading the last one out loud, and swiflty)
Smear the peanut butter of your imagination on the receptive bread of our small but bustling community and make the ultimate story-sandwich! Make a cocktail party and serve your story-sandwich to your friends. I'm lost in my metaphores. I've been so for quite a while.
There.
I'll try to make time and look at those tables but no promises.
