Message #163679

[Perth]

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Disclaimer: BattleTinder is not financially, morally, or politically responsible for the inception of any bastards resulting from the use of guild services. Fees are non-refundable. As per our Terms of Conduct, we reserve the right to share certain freely-accessible data with our merchant guild affiliates: such as name, political affiliation, unit size, class, dynasty, honor, presige, guild membership, and artifacts-held. We cannot be held liable for any political or marital conflicts resulting from the use of our services. Our basic monthly subscription package is 10 gold; the intermediate continental package is 15 gold; master-level global network access is 20 gold. Prices and services offered are subject to change without notice. Those in violation of our Terms of Conduct are subject to immediate termination without refund. BattleTinder is a secular, apolitical platform and as such does not discriminate against Elves, Daemons, Xavax, Bastards, SanguisAstroists, Serpentis, or any particular dynasty, culture, realm, continent, faith, or guild.

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