funniest moments in battlemaster

[DoctorHarte]

I have sat here for 10 minutes and cannot even come close to top the stuff posted here. What happened to all the funny realms 

I supposed I just missed them. As the game has progressed, more rules have been laid out and whatnot. I think it would be funny to make a new small island that has an non-serious-medieval-atmosphere. 

[Bedwyr]

Heh, I'd join.  Every so often I try to resurrect some of the goofiness in Arcaea, but a whole island would make it easier.

[Gustav Kuriga]

I play sayuki in Arcaea, if you want a funny rp, I'm game.

[Perth]

I think it would be funny to make a new small island that has an non-serious-medieval-atmosphere. 

The colonies? Outer Tilog?

[Lorgan]

Back in between the 2nd and the 3d invasion when Julma Jaune, King of Thalmarkin, threatened Enweil with some royal spanking. Then going South to death duel Handkor and dying in a duel against Handkor's champion. Most epic conversations I ever saw on a ruler channel.

[Indirik]

I bet it contained a lot of "Suck my socks!".

[egamma]

Stolen from another thread, original post by Indirik:

Sir Claude: "Hey, we need a duke in Ozrat. I'm the only one here in the city. And the entire Arcachonian army is between the city and everyone else in the realm. I know I'm only 17, and that I've only been in the realm for 6 days, but can I duke?"

Prime Minister Selene: "Meh, what the hell."

*poof*

Duke Claude: "w00t!"

[Shizzle]

Stolen from another thread, original post by Indirik:

Sir Claude: "Hey, we need a duke in Ozrat. I'm the only one here in the city. And the entire Arcachonian army is between the city and everyone else in the realm. I know I'm only 17, and that I've only been in the realm for 6 days, but can I duke?"

Prime Minister Selene: "Meh, what the hell."

*poof*

Duke Claude: "w00t!"

Caused me to burst out into laughter once again 

[egamma]

Gaston's kinda like Don Quixote, with a mix of creepy stalker.

http://wiki.battlemaster.org/wiki/Gellander_Family/Gaston

Yes, I am tooting my own horn, but I've had at least 6 people say that it's been a great read. It's the tragic/comic tale of Gaston, a knight who falls for his scouts' description of the enemy duchess, and decides that she's being held captive against her will in her own keep, while being courted by the men of Greater Alenia.

Feel free to edit the page, or post the relevant battle/message templates on the talk page and I'll get around to it eventually.

latest line:
"Printheth of Thieveth, Ducheth Arya Calanar, I am Gathton Gellander, knight of Lanthath, and I have dreamed of meeting you for weekth."

[Bael]

As for me, it would have to be the Guy Revan incident on EI, (as already mentioned) 7K in bonds, gone completely. Hilarious... to everyone except him. I believe I heard that he RP'ed it as walking around Ibladesh City ripping up the bonds and throwing them at peasants or something.

He was too gutted to do any RP's. I suggested that he RP that he got drunk for a week because he was so depressed. The funny thing is, even if he succeeded, he still would have been taxed blind in Ibladesh...

[Thunthorn]

Somehow getting this result when gathering items always cracks me up:

You wander around the townsland and...

    1st hour: You find nothing of value.
    2nd hour: You are disturbed by peasants and militia and can not gather anything.
    3rd hour: You are disturbed by peasants and militia and can not gather anything.
    4th hour: You are disturbed by peasants and militia and can not gather anything.
    5th hour: You find nothing of value.
    6th hour: You find nothing of value.
    7th hour: You are disturbed by peasants and militia and can not gather anything.
    8th hour: You find nothing.
    9th hour: You are disturbed by peasants and militia and can not gather anything.
    10th hour: You are disturbed by peasants and militia and can not gather anything.
    11th hour: You find nothing of value.
    12th hour: You find nothing.

If you've got the impression that there is little variety in stuff you can find, then you are most likely right. Visit this wiki page and add some ideas of your own - chances are that they will be added to the game.

[Shizzle]

If you've got the impression that there is little variety in stuff you can find, then you are most likely right.

LOL

[fodder]

Angry Peasants (1) score 6 hits on Wheling Elite (19).
Juan Dela Cruz, Viscount of Wheling has been wounded by Angry Peasants (1).

[Huntsmaster]

Angry Peasants (1) score 6 hits on Wheling Elite (19).
Juan Dela Cruz, Viscount of Wheling has been wounded by Angry Peasants (1).

Perhaps it was only your pride?

[fodder]

eh?