Letter from Calculon Rizz
Message sent to Golden Council of War (6 recipients) - 1 month, 1 day, 19 hours, 54 minutes ago
Oh, hi Council!
Well, I suppose I should begin by saying that no participation of mine in this Council should be construed as an abandonment of my right of copy to the name "Original War Incorporated," currently being pilfered, pillaged and plagiarized by Chancellor Three!
Yes! It's my name! The name I gave the army, I mean! And my army! I came up with both! With my big brain! So my big brain owns them! Both!
Chancellor Three, my legal beagles are straining at their chainings! I will cry havoc and unleash them upon your upholstery soon!
But anyway! I suppose I don't mind helping finish off that icky undead queen! If anyone wants some advice from the Commercial Conqueror, the Captain of Capitalism, ask away!
Calculon Rizz
Knight of Sandalak
