I was amused by a recent exchange with one "Ragarn Valsgarde". He had made a request for gold, despite him having done nothing except sit in the capital for over a month since joining the realm, ignoring all messages sent to him and not interacting with the realm:
"Letter from Velax de Vere (11 days, 22 hours ago)
Dear Lord Ragarn,
Can you tell me why I should have you sent any gold? You've been in Arcaea, what, five weeks now, yet you've made no effort whatsoever to integrate into the realm, join an army or even bother to reply to my messages.
Yours sincerely,
Sir Velax de Vere
Lord Protector of Arcaea, Earl of Soniel, Marshal of the Royal Arcaean Legion"
11 days later, I received this message:
"Letter from Ragarn Valsgarde (44 minutes ago)
Twat.
Ragarn Valsgarde (Noble)"
"Noble has left (44 minutes ago)
Ragarn Valsgarde (Noble) was seen in Remton, boarding a ship to Atamara."
I felt I should share it, given he decided to so very bravely run away after insulting me.
