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Started by Azerax, October 06, 2012, 03:36:52 AM

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Azerax

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GoldPanda

Cagil News Agency Dispatch:

In a stunning display of disorganization and stupidity, forces of the Barony of Makar attacked the fortified city of Leohampton without the assistance of their Ithilian allies. Insider sources confirm that the Barony leadership misread communications and ordered the attack too early. Recriminations and childish whining were soon flying back and forth between Ithilian and Makarian nobles. The Makarian "horde" were last seen in full rout, retreating in disarray with their tails between their legs.

Further displays of military "prowess" from the northern realms were on display in Alaise, were King Kerwin of Eston led his knights in pursuit of retreating Cagilan troops into Cagilan territory... right into Cagilan relief forces holding the local palisades. Over a third of the hapless Estonites were cut down in the first archer volley. The rest were quickly mopped up by by Cagilan forces, who charged out of the palisades before the cowardly Estonites could retreat.

With such brilliant minds leading the northern realms, it is no wonder that the war has been a strategic disaster for the northern alliance.
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qui audet vincit

Azerax


Perth

What the hell? I thought this was supposed to be objective reports?
"A tale is but half told when only one person tells it." - The Saga of Grettir the Strong
- Current: Kemen (D'hara) - Past: Kerwin (Eston), Kale (Phantaria, Terran, Melodia)

Marlboro

Quote from: Perth on October 18, 2012, 07:03:22 PM
What the hell? I thought this was supposed to be objective reports?

CNA is THE source for unbiased reporting. Fair & Balanced, Atamara's #1 news network.
When Thalmarkans walked through the Sint land, castles went up for sale.

Azerax

Quote from: Perth on October 18, 2012, 07:03:22 PM
What the hell? I thought this was supposed to be objective reports?

Nope, opinions are welcome.  You'll see other similar posts on Facebook, feel free to post replies on Facebook to "set the record straight" (as others have done with other posts)

Perth

Quote from: Azerax on October 18, 2012, 09:45:33 PM
Nope, opinions are welcome.  You'll see other similar posts on Facebook, feel free to post replies on Facebook to "set the record straight" (as others have done with other posts)

Hm... I'll be back later, then!
"A tale is but half told when only one person tells it." - The Saga of Grettir the Strong
- Current: Kemen (D'hara) - Past: Kerwin (Eston), Kale (Phantaria, Terran, Melodia)

GoldPanda

Quote from: Marlboro on October 18, 2012, 09:30:19 PM
CNA is THE source for unbiased reporting. Fair & Balanced, Atamara's #1 news network.

CNA. We MURDER the Competition!
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qui audet vincit

Azerax


Sonya

Well the Stargard's Summit is still underway, Suville have been proposed by now:

Cheap Food
Supervised Passage
Peace and Love

That is whats on the table for now, there have been some flying chairs, jar with ale turned, pointy fingers, demands and blames, but worry not, no one is hurt.....yet.




Azerax


Eirikr

Since nobody else is writing it:

The combined forces of Eston, Darka and the Barony of Makar broke through Talerium's lines in Cantril, granting the Barony access to the Caglian Empire for a looting raid. Caglian troops in Nazia were unable to respond, having to cross the mountains to chase the enemy. What impact this has on the war, if any, remains to be seen. Cantril, currently being taken over by Eston, been in contention for more than a year.

Penchant

Quote from: Eirikr on November 13, 2012, 06:48:39 AM
Since nobody else is writing it:

The combined forces of Eston, Darka and the Barony of Makar broke through Talerium's lines in Cantril, granting the Barony access to the Caglian Empire for a looting raid. Caglian troops in Nazia were unable to respond, having to cross the mountains to chase the enemy. What impact this has on the war, if any, remains to be seen. Cantril, currently being taken over by Eston, been in contention for more than a year.
Your post is appreciated.
"The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him."
― G.K. Chesterton

GoldPanda

This was the 689th time Darka violated its agreement with Talerium by entering Cantril, by the way. ::)
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Gustav Kuriga

Quote from: GoldPanda on November 13, 2012, 08:03:23 AM
This was the 689th time Darka violated its agreement with Talerium by entering Cantril, by the way. ::)

You keep track?!? I find horror to think of the paperwork this entails...